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So Kim Kardashian, being completely unoriginal as airheaded rich girls tend to be, is copying her friend Paris to the letter. Her sex tape is about to be released . I’m sure she had nothing to do with it. *rolls eyes* I can’t believe the early-2000′s are going to go down as the years that it was ok to use getting pissed on as a career move. I shudder to think of what’s going to be a hot career advancement tool ten years from now. Fisting?

On Tuesday, porn purveyor Vivid Video bought the tape, which had been floating on the porn market for about a month, for $1 million from an unidentified source. The company plans to have a DVD titled “Kim Kardashian Superstar” in stores by Feb. 28, with additional footage on kimksuperstar.com. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said, “We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I’ve seen the video and it’s really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . .

Ugh, speak for yourself. The tape was supposedly filmed three years ago when Ray J. (Brandy’s brother) and Kim were in a relationship.

This is ugly. Brandy’s seriously gonna wish she’d mowed down Kim three years ago, as opposed to the random lady she killed. Ok, that was low. Even for me.

More photos of Kim Kardashian at Hyde after the jump.

(Flynet)