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Jenny Craig has dumped Kirstie Alley as their spokesdemon. “Although Kirstie will not appear in future advertising endeavors for us, she does remain on Jenny Craig’s maintenance program and is confident that our program has helped her incorporate positive lifestyle changes that should last a lifetime,” says Scott Parker, vice-president of marketing for Jenny Craig. Translation: she probably started talking about Xenu and body thetans and they were like “uh, yeah, we have Valerie Bertinelli now..?”
There are no comment from Kirstie so far. I couldn’t understand her around that fried chicken, Twinkie and pudding in her mouth. Seriously, that’s the first thing I’d do! Jenny Craig announced that Valerie Bertinelli will be joined by Queen Latifah in 2008 as their spokeslesbians. Well, Valerie’s not. Queen Latifah is gayer than my UPS deliverywoman Big Hattie. And Big Hattie’s got hairy legs, chews tobacco and could break me in two.
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Lucifer | February 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’m surprised that scientology would allow her to do a jenny craig diet? dont they have the answers for that too or is it just mental problems?
geez | February 16, 2008 at 2:51 pm
OMG did anyone else glance at this picture & think it was Fergie for a split second!!!! I knew Fergie was FUG but I didn’t realize it was THAT bad, haha.
kit | February 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
That’s what I don’t understand either. If Scientology is the be-all, end-all for her, why isn’t it she can’t look to it for help in losing weight? That doesn’t make sense.
kit | February 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
That’s what I don’t understand either. If Scientology is the be-all, end-all for her, why isn’t it she can’t look to it for help in losing weight? So, in what way did they change her life? Was she on drugs? She was very outspoken, but really didn’t end up saying much.
Zelda F. | February 17, 2008 at 4:25 am
Seriously…….. I think the help she needs is called “restylene” and “botox”……. Look at those creases between her eyebrows! Girl has the $$$, she should just do it! She could look so much BETTER!
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