Kobe Bryant And His Man Fur

February 1st, 2006 // 26 Comments

While Kobe is the king of the court, albeit the selfish king of the court, he makes a few missteps off the court. The man fur. I have never understood why any man would choose to wear a fur coat. They just look ridiculous on men, and of course you have that whole wearing dead animal thing going on.

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  1. EroCentrique

    Why doesn’t anybody tell these fools when they look like idiots!

  2. King Smart Ian

    I think its so when you rape a woman, she may think its some kind of giant dog and not an NBA star?

  3. jen

    You haven’t seen the worst, Richard Hamilton of the Pistons has one made of red foxes. There is a head hanging off each shoulder. VERY creepy looking!

  4. QueenB

    Forget the fur—that is one ugly mug. I don’t see why Vanessa didn’t divorce him after the whole rape trial mess in Colorado. I suppose 4 million dollar rings might make you stick around a little longer.

    To make matters worse, she is pregnant with Bryant spawn #2. Poor girl. So young. So naive.

  5. Eileen

    This guy has his head so far up his ass! He’s one of the most arrogant and conceited men I’ve ever seen. It also doesn’t help that those all around him feed into his ego. He looks so ridiculous!

  6. bestdress

    I don’t know what’s wrong with you but i’m a guy and I love my furs. I’m also in Chicago and PETA does not bother many people here. I just think thats a ugly coat Kobe has on but I don’t see anything wrong with a guy wearing fur. Hey if you score 81 points in a game…I think you should be able to wear whatever the hell you want. :)

  7. Val

    Yeah, scoring 81 points in a basketball does entitle you to do whatever the hell he wants. Hell, it makes him God by the way you talk.

    Kobe contributes so much to this world, bless him.

    By the way bestdress I’m being sarcastic as I’m sure your name is also intending to be.

  8. symelanguage

    What a retard.

  9. Mariana

    Ballers, like most nouveau-riche, are not known for their taste or restraint.

    Man-furs are yucky.

  10. Back Sass

    Bestdress – what’s a pimp doing using a computer this time of day?

  11. Fugly Girl

    Scoring 81 points a game also entitles you to rape women……..hell, in the NBA or any sport for that matter….I don’t even think you have to score to be entitled to rape. But you do have to wear big ugly fur coats……lots of bling bling too.

  12. bestdress

    I don’t know guys and gals last time I checked they didn’t find Kobe guilty. Back Sass..I hate to disappoint you but i’m no pimp just a college student.

    I don’t know where you people live but in Chicago you see men in furs all the time. I guess if it bothers you, you could say something but I don’t think you really want to say something to Kobe since he’s like 6’6 200 pounds and he may rape you because you know he can because according to some, he’s god and it gives him permission. :)

  13. Fugly Girl

    Does anyone else’s head hurt after #12?

  14. bestdress

    No but my head hurts after #13

  15. Fugly Girl

    Good comeback BestDress, did you learn that in CHICAGO? I thought I heard you mention one or two times that CHICAGO is where you are from. Don’t a lot of people in CHICAGO wear fur too? Thought I heard that somewhere also.

  16. Lisa

    Well said Mariana.

    I personally do not feel sorry for his wife Vanessa. She took him back after he bought her a nice ring. If she can be bought, then she deserves any heartache that may come in the future. She might not even care what he does, she’s probably just around for the money.

  17. Fedup

    I find it hard to believe that a President can have his dick sucked while in office, then lie about it and his wife stands by him, for no other reason then to become President herself and nothing is said. She in fact is elected to Congress in a state that she didn’t live in. Another Senator sent an inncent woman to a watery grave and has been constantly re-elected to a position that allows him to question others about their morals. Yet the only thing that concerns you idots is that a man may or may not have raped a woman who couldn’t even bring the right underwear in to be tested. Her nickname is “doorknob”, Why? because everyone had a turn. If Koby’s wife wants to stand by her man, good for her. I doubt that anyone out there would do any different. As Hillary has shown us, no one out there with common sense willingly goes from sugar to shit.

  18. Liz

    Real fur in this day and age is so gross. Kobe is a disgusting excuse for a human being anyway. Just look at the smug look on his face.

  19. Fugly Girl

    Dear FedUp,
    Any woman who knowingly sticks by a man who repeatedly cheats on them might as well have “doormat” tattood on her forhead. In my opinion Hillary is weak for staying with Bill. If she has to use her slimey husband as a stepping stone….I’m sorry, that’s not anything to be proud of. That’s not women’s lib, that’s taking a step back in time! Women’s lib is sticking up to a man like Bill or Kobe and telling them you are better off without them. Now let’s get back to making fun of celebs people!

  20. hiram

    If a fur coat looks ridiculous on men, and there is that whole “dead animal” thing going on, why is it different on a woman?
    And how did the Clintons get into this discussion? Do you want to talk about dead people in Iraq?

  21. Fed up

    Dear Fugly girl,
    I happened upon this website by accident today, you however seem to live on this site. Although I respect the fact that everyone has opinions, you seem to labor under the impression that everyone wants to hear yours. First you have to attack the young man from Chicago, now you have to a comment about me. From your comments I gather that (1) you don’t have a man, and (2) by the name I gather you are not attractive enough to get one. The need that you have to make fun of celeb’s leads one to think that you have a low opinion of yourself, girl you need to work on that. Maybe as a child you didn’t get enough hugs, so here is what you do, hug yourself and if that doesn’t work go fuck yourself.
    Now, I realize that you will have some witty, totally uninteresting reply to this, but just keep this in mind NO ONE CARES!
    One other thing, as I probably won’t waste anymore time on you, instead of entertaining us with anymore pearls of wisdom, hit a gym, find some make -up and get laid. In other words GET A LIFE!!!!!

  22. KittyLiterati

    There are only two conditions in which fur coats are acceptable for both sexes:
    1) Your name is Alexis Carrington.
    2) You’re arm candy for the Donald in 1986.

    Bestdress, if you’re really a college student, you must be buying your fur with subsidized government loans, or else your parents are stinking rich and dropped you off because they got tired of you.
    Further, you must be at a horrible college if your reasoning skills lead you to believe that a person is not guilty of a crime because they were acquitted by a jury.

  23. bestdress

    KittyLiterati,

    You’re right about one thing, I sure don’t have the money on my own to buy a fur.

    My parents are great and after 21 years, I suppose they could be tired of me. LOL

    Sorry to disappoint you but I am at one of the best colleges (Northwestern).

    I feel so important all this attention towards me. I feel so loved! I’m like the midwestern guy version of Paris Hilton (with no sex tape).

  24. Warren

    Looks fine to me. I’d do him

  25. doofus

    man fur? yes, yucky. very yucky. it just LOOKS ridiculous.

    and bestdress, while you’re entitled to your opinion on how a man looks in fur, so is everyone else. and my opinion is that they look stupid. like they’re playing the role of a pimp in some movie. Remember “Putty’s” fur on Seinfeld? (btw, how many furs do you have?)

    Mariana said it perfectly. Nouveau riche are NOT known for taste or restraint. And nouveau riche ballers even MORE so. It seems that, because SO many of them come from nothing, they have to prove to everyone that they’ve “made it” and can afford to buy a fur. even if it DOES look ridiculous on them. Same reason they buy so many diamond encrusted THINGS. And HUGE cars that have a play station and entertainment system. And houses all over the place. The problem comes when they get cut from the team, the money stops coming in, and they go back to what they know. how many times have you heard of a “former football great” for “former basketball star” who get busted for robbing a store or something like that?

    as far as Kobe goes, the man is probably THE most arrogant guy in the NBA. and he was like that even before he signed with a team for the first time. I remember an article I read about him from when he first was starting in the league, and he was a conceited arrogant prick back then. I can’t even imagine how much worse he is now. He IS a great player, but that doesn’t give him the right to be such a asshole.

  26. Fugly Girl

    FedUp, I feel that your harsh response was totally unwarranted. If I had your personal e-mail address I’d much rather take this off line than respond on this board for all to see. Last time I checked I was entitled to state my opinion on this board, and while no one may care what I have to say, couldn’t we say the same is true for everyone else here (yourself included)? I’m simply here to comment on the celebrities and how ridiculous they and their lives are, that’s the reason most of us are here.

    Now, on to addressing your points. 1)I am married, have been for 4.5 years, also have one child. 2)I apparently am attractive enough to get one (a man that is). I’d be happy to send you a copy of my driver’s license or any other type of “proof” if you’d like me to. You are absolutely correct about my self esteem issues. Last time I checked most women aren’t completely satisfied with the way they look (why else do women get plastic surgery). If you’d like specifics as to what my particular body issues are I’d be happy to share those as well. I also didn’t receive enough hugs as a child as I come from a large family and didn’t receive much attention. This is why I feel the need to come here and share my “pearls of wisdom.” I’m starving for acceptance and attention and I have seen a therapist about my issues. And last but not least, I hit the gym 3-4 times a week, wearing make-up as we speak and got laid last night. I apologize if my reponse directed at you offended you in any way, again I’m just here to make fun of celebs.

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