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Get it, Showgirl! Petite powerhouse (and Cher hater) Kylie Minogue was awarded the OBE at Buckingham Palace today by Prince Charles. For those of you not in the know (yeah, I looked it up, shut up!), the OBE is the Order of the British Empire. It’s some important shite in Britain.

Kylie reportedly broke some sort of protocol by vigorously grasping Prince Charles’ normally uptight talon. He didn’t seem to mind and gave her a big-ass smile. He probably had some twitchin’ goin’ on. She’s 40-year-old hotness!

If I were her though, I would have totally requested Harry give it to me. While wearing a Union Jack Speedo.

Kylie’s latest album X sunk here in the States because no one has any taste. It’s pretty good, if you like wicked gay music. Seriously if you’re not gay before listening to it, you will be.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Kylie Minogue.

Get it, Showgirl! Petite powerhouse (and Cher hater) Kylie Minogue was awarded the OBE
at Buckingham Palace today by Prince Charles. For those of you not in
the know (yeah, I looked it up, shut up!), the OBE is the Order of the
British Empire. It’s some important shite in Britain.

Kylie reportedly broke some sort of protocol by vigorously grasping
Prince Charles’ normally uptight talon. He didn’t seem to mind and gave
her a big-ass smile. He probably had some twitchin’ goin’ on. She’s
40-year-old hotness!

If I were her though, I would have totally requested Harry give it to me. While wearing a Union Jack Speedo.

Kylie’s latest album X sunk here in the States because no one
has any taste. It’s pretty good, if you like wicked gay music.
Seriously if you’re not gay before listening to it, you will be.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Kylie Minogue.