Laguna Beach’s Jason Wahler Is Something That Starts With “D” And Ends With “-Bag”

April 9th, 2007 // 11 Comments

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What a nice fella. I can’t believe we share the same name. When this bitch from “Laguna Beach” got arrested this past weekend in Seattle, he pulled a Mel Gibson and dropped some racist/homophobic/retarded epithets .

Officer DePina, who wrote the report, says when Seattle PD arrived they found a “very intoxicated” Wahler passed out on the floor in a hallway on the third floor. When DePina tried to take Wahler into custody, the former reality star allegedly lashed out, calling the arresting officer “a nig**r, a fag**t, and a poor f**k.” According to DePina, Wahler also stated, “that he was rich and would have my ass.” Wahler, who was described as “belligerent and hostile,” allegedy threated DePina a second time, saying, “Come down to L.A. county and get your ass kicked!”

Wahler was booked on charges of criminal trespassing and assualt. It is Whaler’s fourth arrest in nine months.

Is LA County the mean streets? Will someone kick my ass by slapping me with a Louis Vuitton bag? And there’s NOTHING I hate more than someone dropping that they’re rich and will own someone. That makes me pray for a prison rape. Literally, I hope the kind of guy who has a teardrop tattooed under his eye bends him over a sink and goes to town on his back passage. Though I gotta admit, this many retards on one show makes me want to finally watch the damn thing. I’m cruel to myself that way.

UPDATE: I just saw the picture we’re running and what’s worse? He’s hot. Shouldn’t people blessed with the hot act a little more human? As kind of a “thank you” to genetics?

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Comments (11)

  1. Rachel* | April 9, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    No, he’s not that hot. His face is kinda chubby.

  2. Paula D. | April 9, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    What a jackass!

  3. MJK | April 9, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    I’m with you J., he’s kinda hot, but his daddy should have done the world a favor and pulled out in time.

  4. trilbynhiss | April 9, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Give him 5 years and he’ll do a Matt LeBlanc fat explosion.

  5. Danielle | April 9, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Anal doesn’t get you pregnant. That’s my birth control method of choice. His mother had two choices. Swallow or enjoy the backwoods ride.

  6. Bunny | April 9, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Danielle:

    I am pretty mad at you for writing that as I almost prematurely spat all of my prune juice out..long story but anywho, whats up with people tossing racial/homophobic/class slurs when their bitch asses get arrested?! Is this the new ED for men?!

    FOOls the lot of ‘em!

  7. Danielle | April 9, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    I’m sorry, Bunny. As a black woman I find him repulsive and I used to think he was hot. I stand by my comment. His mom should have swallowed him. Sorry about the Prune juice accident.

  8. mk | April 10, 2007 at 1:15 am

    there is not one thing special about this guy. Not one. He looks like a poser to me. the type of guy that give off the illusion of being good looking when you have one or two drinks in you but in reality he’s fug.

  9. Lisa | April 10, 2007 at 7:41 am

    Seriously, this guy? Hot? After this and the Kevin James thing I’m starting to worry for your sanity J…

  10. Dom | April 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    This guy is an asswad. The best part of him dripped on the floor when his mother stood up

  11. Noble | November 28, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Jason Who? If he requires stuff like this to get him remembered, hopefully the people writing the checks will just say no when his name comes up as the no-talent ass clown that he is.

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