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Lance Armstrong has got his unitard in a twist over all these reports that he’s diddling Ashley Olsen. Note that I said “diddle” because he’s sorta old and she’s sorta young and it’s also kinda like he’s molesting a unicorn. She looks otherworldly and that other world is Middle Earth!
“Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” the world-renowned athlete told us. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”
Oh really? Have you ever even managed to understand her elvish tongue?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
J i believe you promised us recaps today…and i’d like to know what the delay is. im bored at work darnit! thanks, love ya