Lance Armstrong’s Weak Sex Drive

September 4th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Taken in context, Lance Armstrong was actually saying that whenever he’s in full-on training mode, he’s probably not the most impressive of lovers. He revealed to Men’s Journal, “But the fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion.”

The leathery lothario added, “But you know, I never got any complaints.” At least none, that is, until he dumped their asses. You just know the sex lasts about as long as the relationship. This guy considers meeting the family “foreplay.”

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Taken in context, Lance Armstrong was actually saying that whenever he’s in full-on training mode, he’s probably not the most impressive of lovers. He revealed to Men’s Journal, “But the fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion.”

The leathery lothario added, “But you know, I never got any
complaints.” At least none, that is, until he dumped their asses. You
just know the sex lasts about as long as the relationship. This guy considers meeting the family “foreplay.”

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Comments (3)

  1. satan | September 5, 2008 at 4:47 am

    pfft
    the yellow live strong mess was soooooooooooo 2003

  2. mg | September 5, 2008 at 7:36 am

    That guy is a Class A douche-bag

  3. mg | September 5, 2008 at 7:41 am

    That guy is a Class A douche-bag

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