I can’t believe Dannielynn is going to be exposed to a godless homosexual lifestyle. This totally explains the hair, though. Some hard-up model went to the National Enquirer with a breathless story about his affair with Larry Birkhead . Seriously, we all knew he might be a peen-toucher when we saw the flat ironed hair, right?
“I was Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover!”
That’s the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby girl.
“America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead,” Kerrick, who’s 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., told The ENQUIRER.
“He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”
More gay madness after the jump.
The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood.
“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me.”
But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. “I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship,” revealed Kerrick.
But they were just fine with him knocking up the incredibly pious and appropriate Anna-Nicole? Kerrick claims that Larry is actually bi, and fairly inexperienced at gay sex. BUT, says that he stole Larry from another man. Was he a centerpiece at a wedding? This guy is DEFINITELY hard up for the cash, because I don’t know a lot of modeling jobs available in Kentucky. Unless they’re on a webcam, and require a password for access.