I can’t believe Dannielynn is going to be exposed to a godless homosexual lifestyle. This totally explains the hair, though. Some hard-up model went to the National Enquirer with a breathless story about his affair with Larry Birkhead . Seriously, we all knew he might be a peen-toucher when we saw the flat ironed hair, right?
“I was Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover!”
That’s the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross — a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby girl.
“America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead,” Kerrick, who’s 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., told The ENQUIRER.
“He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”
More gay madness after the jump.
The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood.
“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me.”
But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. “I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship,” revealed Kerrick.
But they were just fine with him knocking up the incredibly pious and appropriate Anna-Nicole? Kerrick claims that Larry is actually bi, and fairly inexperienced at gay sex. BUT, says that he stole Larry from another man. Was he a centerpiece at a wedding? This guy is DEFINITELY hard up for the cash, because I don’t know a lot of modeling jobs available in Kentucky. Unless they’re on a webcam, and require a password for access.
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Who cares what goes on behind his own private closed doors – THAT DOESN’T MEAN he isn’t going to be a good dad. I am so happy for him and the baby. These pictures are BEAUTIFUL. I wish him all the luck in the world and am still glad that he is the father!!!!! Everyone needs to leave them alone and let them get on with their lives!
Who cares if he is gay. It is not going to change the fact that he can be a good dad to his baby daughter. Most gay people I know are much better folks than straights. I wish him the best.
who cares – everyone in hollywood is bi or gay – looks like he’s inlove with that little girl – that’s all that matters.
Who the hell cares if he is GAY Or BI!
The number one thing is that he’s a good Dad, and not a screw head!
Like everyone else said, who cares? It makes no difference whatsoever, and if Anna’s hag mother tries to use it to get custody, then I hope someone punches the guy who sold him out in the face for giving her any ammunition.
Regardless of all that, that is one really pretty baby.
Please tell me you were kidding about the “godless, homosexual lifestyle” comment. So unkind and unfair. The two do not go hand in hand!
I don’t believe this story, but even if its true, I still think he will be a great dad!
Who the hell cares if he’s gay or not! wtf does that have to do with him being capable of raising his own child! people and the media are ridiculous these days!!
Wow, I visited your site for the first time following a link from “Pink is the New Blog”, but then one of the first things I read was “godless homosexual lifestyle”… I don’t know you well enough to know if that was a joke, but bye bye, I’m going back to Trent.
people are dumb. the “godless homosexual lifestyle” comment is obviously a joke. the phrase “peen-toucher” was used two sentences later, for god’s sake!
that said, i don’t get why this is getting so much media attention. true or not, it’s just another publicity stunt.
emilywednesday, it’s obvious that this is your first time on the site. If I’m not mistaken, J. Harvey is gay (and hilarious and fabulous). It’s weird that you would take that line as judgment against the writer/site without knowing anything about the writers. Isn’t that also considered intolerance? Sad…
I don’t have a feeling really about this guy either way, but i will say that after seeing him with that baby, she looks 100% more healthy and adjusted than she has previously. He obviously is doing something right.
Oh, and J. Harvey, how dare you pick on the godless homosexuals !!! =P
I’m godless but straight.
I prefer the term ‘heathen, though.
oh ya, the national enquire they just love to tell the truth don’t they.. dude took a polygraph and passed.. whatever stupid a..hole.. don’t believe the story.. all he wanted was some money. anyway…. go Larry with your hot self.. just keep everything real..just cuz he fixes his hair doesnt mean he’s gay… how many other freakin rock stars and actors take time out to look good…besides have you heard of a stylist and all that stuff… if you actually have seen some candid just out running around pics his hair isnt fixed its just their or he has a hat on….
You’re right, JaneSays, it was my first time to the site! Anyway, I didn’t know it was a fabulous JHarvey – I was just following a link probably way too late at night & just got my little feelings hurt. I’ve been reading a LOT of constitutional law lately.
That being said – does anybody have any comments about where they think free speech crosses the line over into hate speech? Should people be able to say anything they want, even if it encourages hatred or incites violence against a group? Or should the First Amendment extend to cover anything someone wants to say?
For Kerrick to have made these accusations just days before the custody hearing is inexcusable. One day Dannielynn is going to want to read all about the turnoil surrounding her birth. And Kerrick didn’t have to add his two cents. This guy is the scum of the earth. Here’s hoping karma does its’ best work!
Julie (first post) obviously hopes for the best, which is good. But this is hollywood, dear. This guy is a typical piece of crap looking to hitch his wagon to some star… any star. Anna Nicole was the best he could find. Pathetic.
Let’s just hope that baby is cared for properly, and gets the medical attention she needs. She’s gonna have a tough time beating the coke and diet pills in her little system. Poor thing :-(
WHO CARES IF HE IS GAY OR BI. IT IS REALLY NONE OF OUR BUSINESS
Godless Homosexual lifestyle? Phuck You.