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There was a partying emergency taking place the other night at the London members club Jalouse when Daisy Lowe refused to perform DJ duties when news that her ex-boyfriend Mark Ronson was on the guest list.
Fake presidential candidate Paris Hilton
stepped in and played DJ at the Cuervo Platino tequila party at the
last minute. Interestingly enough, Ronson never even showed up to the
event.
According to a source at the party, “The crowd went crazy for her–they loved it.” This took place after replacement DJ Skin from Skunk Anansie finished up her set. As a thank you, several bottles of Cuervo Platino with sparklers.
This is how perpetually pigeon-toed Paris reacted: “She loved it and started twirling one of the sparklers round.”
Twirl little sparkles! TWIRL! TWIRL!
Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!
There was a partying emergency taking place the other night at the London members club Jalouse when Daisy Lowe refused to perform DJ duties when news that her ex-boyfriend Mark Ronson was on the guest list.
Fake presidential candidate Paris Hilton
stepped in and played DJ at the Cuervo Platino tequila party at the
last minute. Interestingly enough, Ronson never even showed up to the
event.
According to a source at the party, “The crowd went crazy for her–they loved it.” This took place after replacement DJ Skin from Skunk Anansie finished up her set. As a thank you, several bottles of Cuervo Platino with sparklers.
This is how perpetually pigeon-toed Paris reacted: “She loved it and started twirling one of the sparklers round.”
Twirl little sparkles! TWIRL! TWIRL!Check out all 25+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!
Matt | October 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm
pigeon toed paris?! thats fuckin hilarious, but you might wanna mention ANOTHER pigeon toed “Down Syndrome (SLUT) O’ Valtrex” who could ONLY be
jesSUCKA albaTROSS
fuckin hate that UBER overrated piece of shit. nice, gave her fugly kid ( cant be Cash’s, that kid has BLOND hair!!! jesSUCKA nor Change –i mean Cash– has blond hair OR fair skin. )herpes since “Honor” came out her over used twat, BRIMMING with herp pustules. Doctor says, “oops, jess! what a GUSH of amniotic fluid after “honor” slipped out like she was on a water slide your va jay jay is so LARGE ms alba! OH! get the chem crew in, STAT! that greenish-milky stuff was just a popped herpes pustule..”
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Ednonymous | October 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm
How can a DJ take ANY credit for music played off CDs?
Ew | October 10, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Ew, she probably called all those paps there to take pictures of her old lady face because no one cares. Age is not going to do this one good… she’s already jackie o’s imitation nightmare with her stank weave beehive.