Lauren Conrad Denies Gettin’ On Audrina Patridge’s Dude

October 3rd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Hold on to your butts, as Samuel L. Jackson says in Jurassic Park! This is some important shit! And it’s almost as complex and multi-layered as Sarah Palin‘s mind. Really. So, the word was that Lauren Conrad got railed by her “friend” Audrina Patridge‘s part-time lover, Justin Bobby. I told you to hold onto your butts. Can anyone else see Lauren Conrad actually having sex? I can’t. I can see her saying “it hurts, take it out, now!” to every dude she lays with. Anyway, Audrina took to her blog and seemed to think it might be true.

“I’m
not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive
for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. I can’t comment on whether they are true or false,” she typed.

However, LC is denying it took place. She ran over to In Touch (they must have an arrangement) and said that there is no way in hell she would allow that dude in her boudoir.

“These accusations are so crazy it’s difficult for me to take them seriously,” she said. “While my usual taste in guys isn’t perfect, I do prefer they shower regularly.

It takes a really sour wench to pull off publicly denying an accusation by couching it in an insult. Our hats are off to Ms. Conrad and all of the writing geniuses at MTV who created this whole situation. Kudos!

By J. Harvey
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1 Comment

  1. Elle | October 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    This is obviously made up. Probably by the producers! Lauren would never do something like that anyways. I love her and her fashion line. I can’t wait to see her fall collection. I just signed up for this contest on hautelook.com. Mark cosmetics is giving away front row seats to her fashion show! They put you up in a hollywood hotel, you get to meet lauren and she dresses you for the show! I hope I win. Do you think they will film this for the show?

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