Lauren Conrad Says She Didn’t Abandon The Critters

July 17th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Here’s Lauren Conrad looking busted, leaving Coco. She probably got drunk because Animal Fair (related to Cat Fancy?) magazine claims she skipped out on an event for the Human Society of NYC. They paid for her airfare and everything! Evil bitch!

Animal Fair
flew LC to New York to the “Paws for Style” benefit. They alleged that she left early and wouldn’t do a fashion show and acted like a bitch. Probably to go get some D.

Lauren’s whiny ass denies she did anything wrong.

“I am extremely hurt and disappointed that [Animal Fair editor] Wendy Diamond would go to
the press and attack me with untrue statements,” she responded. “I agreed to pose for the cover of the magazine, host the event, do
press at the event and donate clothing, all of which I did. I was not
aware of any other commitments.”

She was probably like “what this for? Animals? Like dogs? Dogs are ok. I don’t like mice. Mice are scary. Are there any giraffes? Where’s the bar? Is Lo here? I need a bump,” and then left.


Here’s Lauren Conrad looking busted, leaving Coco. She probably got drunk because Animal Fair (related to Cat Fancy?) magazine claims she skipped out on an event for the Human Society of NYC. They paid for her airfare and everything! Evil bitch!Animal Fair flew LC to New York to the “Paws for Style” benefit. They alleged that she left early and wouldn’t do a fashion show and acted like a bitch. Probably to go get some D. Lauren’s whiny ass denies she did anything wrong.”I am extremely hurt and disappointed that [Animal Fair
editor] Wendy Diamond would go to
the press and attack me with untrue statements,” she responded. “I
agreed to pose for the cover of the magazine, host the event, do
press at the event and donate clothing, all of which I did. I was not
aware of any other commitments.”She was probably like “what
this for? Animals? Like dogs? Dogs are ok. I don’t like mice. Mice are
scary. Are there any giraffes? Where’s the bar? Is Lo here? I need a bump,” and then left.

By J. Harvey

  1. Cheryl

    This is an old pic from prior to the Animal Fair event.

  2. Me

    This definitely isn’t the full story. Read Lauren’s blog. Get your facts straight!

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