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Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and his “pussy posse” cohort Lukas Haas running around. Haas fascinates me because he seems to exist on minor film roles, working only now and then, and spending the majority of his time following Leo around from glamorous experience to glamorous experience.

All the sex he has is because he’s got Leo. He’s basically Johnny Drama, but willowy.

Oh, and guess who that third douche is? Rick Saloman. Yeah - Paris Hilton sex tape, married to Pam Anderson briefly Rick Saloman. What the-? Why don’t they just get Joe Francis and his camera and find some underage girls who have been roofied into oblivion and call it a night?

Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and his “pussy posse” cohort Lukas Haas
running around. Haas fascinates me because he seems to exist on minor
film roles, working only now and then, and spending the majority of his
time following Leo around from glamorous experience to glamorous
experience.

All the sex he has is because he’s got Leo. He’s basically Johnny Drama, but willowy.

Oh, and guess who that third douche is? Rick Saloman. Yeah - Paris Hilton sex tape, married to Pam Anderson briefly Rick Saloman. What the-? Why don’t they just get Joe Francis and his camera and find some underage girls who have been roofied into oblivion and call it a night?