In response to chatter that he is a father-to-be, Leonardo DiCaprio has stated, “The story is totally b**l s**t. 100 per cent made up b*****ks.” Hmm…that’s very British-sounding of him, but whatevs. Reportedly, DiCaprio and his girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli are secretly engaged and planning a wedding in Israel for the summer, and then following that with festivities in the States. Initially, it had been reported that the couple were expecting a baby, some time in the fall, but DiCaprio says it ain’t so.

God, doesn’t it seems like everyone’s either getting pregnant or not getting pregnant at the moment?

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