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Leonardo DiCaprio has had an epiphany and told Parade that he’s decided he wants a wife and kids.

“Epiphany” because, as PARADE reports, Leo has made it fairly clear in the past that he’s just in it for the occasional vagine and would much rather be hanging with his menfolk and putting his nose up Al Gore‘s ass. Girls? Ewww!

Anyway, he’s singing a different tune now.

“I want to get married and have children,” he says. “In saying that, I realize I am contradicting everything I’ve said before. I absolutely believe in marriage.”

The reporter, obviously thinking about Leo’s He-Man Women Haters’ Club, asked what was up.

“No, I don’t agree with any of that. It sounds like the ignorance of
youth to me. When did I say that? Three or four years ago? Hey, we grow
up real fast.”

He still looks like a teenage boy to. Leo’s going to be forever young. Then again, I thought that about Brad Pitt and dude looks like your midlife-having crisis uncle who’s dating the girl with the pink hair mascara from behind the counter at Panera lately.

Leonardo DiCaprio has had an epiphany and told Parade that he’s decided he wants a wife and kids.”Epiphany” because, as PARADE reports, Leo has made it fairly clear in the past that he’s just in it for the occasional vagine and would much rather be hanging with his menfolk and putting his nose up Al Gore‘s ass. Girls? Ewww!Anyway, he’s singing a different tune now.”I
want to get married and have children,” he says. “In saying that, I
realize I am contradicting everything I’ve said before. I absolutely
believe in marriage.”
The reporter, obviously thinking about Leo’s He-Man Women Haters’ Club schtick, asked what was up.”No, I don’t agree with any of that. It sounds like the ignorance of
youth to me. When did I say that? Three or four years ago? Hey, we grow
up real fast.”
He still looks like a teenage boy to me. Leo’s going to be forever
young. Then again, I thought that about Brad Pitt and dude looks like your midlife-having crisis uncle who’s dating the girl with the pink hair mascara from behind the counter at Panera lately.