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A recent La Lohan sighting evoked the following response from Life&Style Weekly:

Lindsay Lohan’s white lace dress, white fur coat and white boots she wore Dec. 2 to Britney Spears’ birthday dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills almost made us mistake her for Tilda Swinton as the White Witch in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Seriously, why does she insist on dressing like she thinks she’s a lost member of The Mamas & The Papas? I’m quite sure the polar bear who was slaughtered so that she might be warm is just as disappointed in her outfit as I am. And try as I might, I feel every other emotion on the planet except peace whenever she flashes that finger “V” at me. Just stop wearing complicated outfits, Miss. Clearly, the complexity thereof is contributing to your ever growing insanity. I can only guess that the headband around her head is what’s keeping what’s left of her brain from completely jumping ship out of her ears.

MY INSPIRATION: Lindsay Lohan! [Life&Style Weekly]