Lil’ Kim Looks Insane & Owes Uncle Sam Millions

February 4th, 2012 // Leave a Comment

OK, make that $1,026,862.42 Lil’ Kim owes. But still, that is an ungodly sum of money. According to TMZ, the rapper/singer owes back taxes to the US government from 2002-2009. Isn’t that insane? I mean, I apply for an extension on my taxes and I feel like a horrible person. This bitch straight up didn’t pay them. The balls. 

I bet Kim was too busy complaining about Nicki Minaj to notice she hadn’t paid. Friends, what happend to the old Lil’ Kim? You know, she showed up to award shows with a shell covering her giant breast. She sang songs like “Lady Marmalade” with Christina, Pink and Maya. (Side note: what happened to Maya?)

Miss Lil’ Kim, we here at SOCIALITE LIFE hope the best for you and all of your tax issues. And next time you don’t what to pay your taxes to the government, you are more than welcome to pay them to me. I take checks made out to cash. Make sure to launch to gallery and enjoy and viewing of some of Lil’ Kim’s choice wardrobe from the past few years. Maybe one of you can figure out what happend. 

By Sabba Rahbar

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