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What? Lily Allen left a club last night via shopping bag. She made her dumb bitch friends actually CARRY HER OUT TO THE CAR IN A SHOPPING BAG. Who are these sycophants? Leave her in the gutter. Are you kidding? I thought she was sick? What was that doctor’s note thing? Is there a clinic down the pub?
The 22-year-old pop star was dragged 50 yards down Oxford Street in a Habitat shopping bag, then bundled into a car which sped off into the night.
The singer had spent the night at Soho nightclub Punk with about 10 friends. Despite being advised to rest after suffering from sinusitis and strep throat, forcing her to pull out of several European dates.
Allen cancelled a handful of festival appearances due to her ‘illness’ she even posted her doctor’s note online to prove it. The group left the club, walked about 50 yards to a building under renovation and re-emerged with Lily in the bag, thwarting waiting paparazzi.
I don’t think “thwarted” is the correct word here. She made herself look like a bigger ass than if she was stumbling through the London gutter. Maybe she was really tired. Wouldn’t a shopping cart been easier to ride around in? Dumb asses. God, why do I like her album so much if she’s this much of an asshole?
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indoorvoice | August 17, 2007 at 12:14 pm
retarded.
Jupiter8 | August 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“God, why do I like her album so much if she’s this much of an asshole?”
Amen. She needs to seriously vanish for a good year before I’ll ever care to hear her music again. The more she pulls these stupid stunts, manufactures “feuds” with fellow publicity whores like Courtney Love and generally acts like a rich spoiled brat the more I hate her.
Shanna F. | August 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Goodness J! You are in a mood. I don’t care, I lurve you anyway. Your snark brings a smile to my day/week.
Joya | August 17, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I’d like to know who thought this was a good idea.
Clarisse | August 17, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Oh Hell! Am i tired of her and Wino!
Green Cardigan, where are you!?!?!? I need European slang for “moron”.
T-Bone | August 17, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I had to have my friends cover me up with their coats last weekend, I went out and got really trashed, I even gave this hot guy I met that night a BJ, Yummmmmmy
lookwhaticando | August 17, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I’m sorry. That last comment was me again because I’m so hateful of everyone. I need help.
lookwhaticando | August 17, 2007 at 4:09 pm
SHUT UP CLARISSE
T-Bone | August 17, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Im sorry but I just come on her mostly to make friends,, my family hates me and I can’t keep friends because Im just not very stable, All I need is a chance.
T-Bone | August 17, 2007 at 4:12 pm
lookwhaticando said:
SHUT UP CLARISSE
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YOU ARE A NICCA, I HATE ALL BLACKS, LEAVE ME ALONE,
The Real T-Bone
THE REAL T-BONE | August 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Lookwhatisteppedin. WOW! I’ve been out here all day, according to you. It seems you (aka:Dorothea, icanseethruyou, givemeabreak and others) need to be reported once again. Grow up!
Clarisse | August 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Yikes! Somebody skipped meds this morning!
How bout a double dose of Valium for the crazy using T-Bone AND Look names!
THE REAL T-BONE | August 17, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Dear lookwhaticando — I’m pretty sure everyone who comments here knows that I don’t comment like that. But nice try. P.S. you’re about to get banned again.
darma | August 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Don’t get me wrong, I heart Lily Allen and her music, but this is ridiculous.
Why did she become a singer if she didn’t want to be in the spotlight?
Lily, you’re bein silly…
pilsbury | August 17, 2007 at 6:14 pm
And she is ment to be taking it easy because she is ment to be “unwell”.
Unwell my arse!
ZeldaF | August 17, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Hmmmmmm….. the story behind the “posters” (above and the Britney story) seems to be MUCH more interesting than the Lily Allen story… What’s the scoop, T-Bone? (I ask T-Bone because he seems to be breathing the same air as I do)