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Because there’s not a single member of the Hogan Family who would miss an opportunity to make a public statement. And Hulk Hogan claiming in an interview with Rolling Stone that he can relate to O.J. Simpson was the perfect serve for his ex-wife Linda Hogan to volley back.

“Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future. Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates,” Linda responded quickly.

Her rep Gary Smith also took the opportunity to put in his two cents. “Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda’s attorney Ray Rafool is weighting all options necessary to protect his client.”

Of course, then it was Hulk’s turn to try and do some damage control. His rep realized it was his turn to release a statement and said, “Hulk in no way condones the O.J. situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation.”

I hope these two drown in a pool of their own self-tanner.

Gallery Info: Linda and Hulk Hogan during better days; Linda is back on the market.