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Remember when Lindsay told videographers that Paris smacked her? Yeah, me too. Well, she either forgot she told them or she forgot that she forgot to revise her story or the eroding of her interior nasal wall is so much on her mind that she can’t recall who’s saying what to whom.

Lindsay Lohan is mad at whoever spread the story that Paris Hilton hit her over the weekend in L.A. Too bad it’s herself. Sunday night, as she got into the world’s scariest carpool with Hilton and Britney Spears, the “Mean Girls” star told digirazzi, “Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”

But it was Lohan who, 12 hours before, had told the videographers who perpetually record her that Hilton “hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house, and I didn’t know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it’s not okay.” (See footage on X17online.com.)

Please – stop lying about everything, everyone. God, she’s just trying to perfect her craft, and make beautiful art, and bring stories to life, and eventually push a napkin up into one nostril and pull it out the other without the aid of teleportation.

Lindsay Forgets Assault Complaint [NY Daily News]

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