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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! No, it’s just Lindsay Lohan in a pumpkin patch. She’s being a drug-addled hooker for Halloween. Reportedly, she’s tested positive for coke. In rehab. Well, communing with squirrels and banging people’s husbands can get boring!
Lindsay Lohan’s planned release from the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic has been blocked after she reportedly tested positive for cocaine, NW magazine reports. It’s also been alleged that the star has smelled of booze on several occasions.
The troubled actress was supposed to have completed her stay at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Sundance, Utah, last week after nearly two months of intensive therapy. Insiders say cocaine isn’t the only drug she’s taken during her time at the facility, with the actress said to have mixed diet pills with anti-anxiety medication in a bid to get a high.
“I think she’ll take whatever pills they allow her,” says an insider. “It’s obvious to me she’s high because she acts loopy and can’t seem to walk in a straight line!”
Well, she walked in a straight line to the front of that guy’s trousers! That should have been her sobriety test. Linds can find a crotch in about two seconds flat. And then she can bend over a urinal and use it! How come that isn’t taken into consideration?
(Flynet)
1.) is there really a need to listen to mp3′s while picking pumpkins?
2.) put the mp3 player down and learn how to carry a pumpkin properly
3.) you know what, if you can’t fully indulge in nature for the greatest autumn tradition there is, then just hand over your pumpkin and go home. you don’t deserve one.
I wonder has that orange glow on Lindsey’s skin anything to do with that pumpkin ?
You know, cut a slice and just smear it on! INSTA TAN!
What did her Dad bring it with him?
Okay. I smell a rat.
Let me tell you why I DON’T believe most of this.
I can, in fact, believe that Lohan got high in rehab. That’s the sort of behavior you’d expect out of a drug addict. What I cannot believe, however, is that she actually screwed some guy.
I ended up in rehab for a month when I was 19 — it was a multi-disciplinary facility and I was there for reasons OTHER than drugs or alcohol. I’m sure many will not believe this, but it’s the truth. It was a facility much like Cirque — kinda out in the wilderness, a lot of nature therapy involved, and complete isolation. The level of control the staff maintained was unbelievable. You went into the eating area, and the kitchen staff reported on your conversations. I got up one night to ask for something to help me sleep and heard about it in group therapy the next day. In other words, someone CONSTANTLY has an eye on you. Maybe that could happen at a Hollywood rehab, but if Cirque is REALLY one of the top rehabs in the country, they simply AREN’T letting any bullshit like that go on. In Twelve-Step terms, that’s called 13th-stepping, and it is extremely frowned upon — much less in REHAB! I’d be surprised, too, about “star-struck staff,” ’cause they regularly cater to famous people. Also, the world has its eye on Cirque because of Lohan, so above and beyond caring for her as a person, they have a personal stake in this — their reputation is going to depend on her. So, really, they’re going to let all this go on? Remember the lady who left Cirque AMA and made up all that crap about Lohan? Are there gossipers? Sure. Are people making shit up? Most likely! Did she really get nailed for coke? Very possibly — but then again, that’s why she’s there. Is that bad? Yes. If true, that should never have happened and it’s a big black eye for the facility. Substances, however, can be snuck in by hook or by crook if you’re desperate enough — difficult, but possible. But bonking a married guy? That takes some time. They’d have to sneak off together and be completely alone for 5-10 minutes, minimum, without anybody noticing. I’d be REALLY shocked if that were actually true. I think it’s more likely he’s a scumbag who thought he’d make his reputation by telling his buddies he scored with Lindsay Lohan. It’s not HER character I’m defending here — it’s the rehab’s, because if they really ARE worth their salt, there’s no way they’d let anything like that happen.
God! She looks so OLD. Like a middle-aged Brentwood divorcee waiting for her riding instructor to come by and service her dry old twat.
“just hand over your pumpkin and go home”
not only was that funny as hell, I TOTALLY agree.
Kendra, I completely agree with you
She needs joy.
Joy is obviously something that has to be within (or otherwise we don’t have it, right?).
With JOY we can have enJOYment in many things: pumpkin-picking, sunshine, flowers, etc. — nature’s own wonders, plus many other things. First joy, then enjoyment. Drugs may give a “high” but then there’s the downer, that leaves you lower than you were to start with — lower and lower.
i know you don’t care linds but i am no longer a fan. i traveled to utah to see this bitch and she looked like shit in real life and paid no attention to me and was whisked away by whoever the fuck that old guy was. this bitch is a slut and just lost her last fan. oh and her tits are so fake it is so obvious fake ass bitch!