So, Lindsay Lohan is claiming she’s given up going out to clubs. Forever. Heh heh……oh, uh excuse me….hmmm, err…heh heh, hee, heh ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ahah aha ah aha ha aha stop! Oh ok, sure. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
“Going out all the time was very self-destructive,” the former party girl told In Touch magazine.
“The biggest thing is not being in L.A. and staying away from the nightlife,” the 21-year-old actress said. Portions of the interview were posted on the magazine’s Web site today.
*wiping tears* Sorry, sometimes it’s hard to hold on to even the slight bit of objectivity you have. Lohan went on to say that she’s planning on returning to Utah, keeping people around her who don’t “use her” and is dating some dude named “Riley”. Forgive me if I’m wrong here, but isn’t starting a romance in rehab bad news? Like many of you, I saw the seminal film about rehab – Sandra Bullock’s “28 Days”. And Steve Buscemi had this whole spiel about getting a plant first and if that lives for a year, you get a dog. And if you don’t kill the dog (god forbid), after a year – you get to date. Not that I’m an expert, but this ho is moving too fast! “Riley”‘s probably a code name for her drug dealer, anyway.
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Hello all,
Jasmine Bleeth met her husband in rehab, and as far as I know, they are still married.
PLEASE! Riley’s probably a code name for her cocaine.
Didn’t Paris Hilton also swear off going to clubs when she got out of Prison? That lasted. Lindsay’s cut from the same “it’s all about me!!!” cloth.
Yeaaaaah…I hightly doubt she’ll stay away “forever”. Maybe for, like, a week. But if she does, well then good for her. I’m not exactly holding my breath for it though…
it was so nice not hearing so much about lindsay while she was in rehab. can’t we just ignore her and maybe she will take the hint and stay out of the spotlight and get her life in order? i wish her well but i have my doubts that she is sincere about staying clean and sober. i hope she proves me wrong.
poor utah. it has no idea what’s about to happen to it.
Give the girl a break. She is only 21. I think she means what she says – I just hope she can follow through. Temptation is a bitch, as she well knows. Staying away from the nightlife is a wise move, if she can do it. Utah seems to agree with her, she looks better than she has in years.