Blunder Woman

December 4th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan filming something with actors playing the Hulk and Batman. Don’t ask me what’s going on. The comic geek in me HATES when they cross DC and Marvel. And if you have to ask what I mean, then you’re obviously not as much of a lame mouth breather as I am. That is the most unimpressive Batman I think I’ve ever seen. He’s probably wincing because she’s holding his hand too tight and will cry afterwards and ask for a masseuse to be brought to the set to work on him. Couldn’t they have gotten someone with a chest at least? I’m not even going to comment on what’s going on below deck. Lohan looks a little less ramshackle than usual. It’s kind of like when they made that fake live birth in “Children of Men”. You know it’s a special effect, but you can’t imagine how they did that. You’d need a chisel to chip away the hag on her in real life.

Photos: WENN

See more photos of Lindsay with The Hulk and Batman after the jump.

By J. Harvey

  1. Jenni

    I think she looks beautiful and confident!

  2. Jenni

    I think she looks beautiful and confident!

  3. stolidog

    She may look beautiful and confident, too bad she’s a stank whore.

    looks aren’t everything.

  4. Darth Paul

    I think she looks like how the back of my balls would look if my asshairs were dyed that shitty color- therefore, not too bad except for that shitty hair color.

    And mashing up Marvel and DC is, in fact, totally gay. I know exactly what you’re saying.

  5. duh

    mouth breather?
    WRONG the correct epithet is Mouth BREEDER.
    geeze

    Mouth breeder= fish that hatches it’s own eggs in it’s mouth. OR some messy porn thing involving spewy.

  6. Tony the Tiger

    Eck. I saw her up close and personal at the New Year’s Eve Party at the Delano in Miami Beach last year and she had herpes sores across her mouth and chin. I hope Heath Ledger wore a plastic bag all over his body when screwing her.

  7. I think the best option is: JUST VANNISH!!

  8. Sara

    Mouth breather is a great term.

    Definition from Urban Dictionary – “Any human being that breathes in and out through their mouths, often engaging in idiotic and useless activity.”

    Catch up on the creative insults, duh.

    My other personal favorite- window licker. Basically a person who’s too stupid to know not to lick a window.

  9. peachpie

    window lickin’ mouth breather!
    ha! i like it!
    thanks, Sara.

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