Lindsay Lohan Can’t Act And Has Been Nominated For An Award Celebrating It

January 21st, 2008 // 6 Comments

Dude, she’s obviously hurting for cash if she’s dressing like 1992. Go on, Pearl Jam. The 2008 Razzies Awards nominations have been released. These are the awards that celebrate the WORST in film. They’re like the Oscars from the anti-matter universe. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan rightly piled up some noms for “I Know Who Killed Me”. It was that so bad it WASN’T funny flick from last year she did when she was in full-on cocaine nosejob car chase mode. She played a stripper and her twin, and there was a serial killer and she was missing a limb. It was a total Merchant-Ivory production. This is a howl, Lohan got two nominations for Worst Screen Couple for playing against herself. Heh. John Wilson heads up the awards, and said that “I Know Who Killed Me” “is a Lindsay Lohan ‘vehicle’ that proved as dangerous for its star as any car she ever ran off the road.” Wow, I wish I’d said that. He should write some posts for us.

Photos: Flynet Online

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Photos: Flynet Online

By J. Harvey

  1. James

    People obviously have a problem distinguishing between the celebrity, paparazzi stalked Lindsay Lohan and the actress Lindsay Lohan.

    Here’s a concept, focus on her acting abilities and not her shopping! In reality she’s a very talented actress.

  2. Jesse D

    Oh please, Lindsey is NOT a serious actress… unless you’re referring to the fact that she’s *seriously* bad. When I think “talented”, I think Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Moulin-Rouge-Era Nicole Kidman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tilda Swinton, Reece Witherspoon….

    Oh and she’s not too broke to keep toting around those six dollar coffees, I see.

  3. shadygoddess13

    Well, obviously she isn’t a good actress if the FILM in which she ACTED was panned. HELLO??

  4. shadygoddess13

    Well, obviously she isn’t a good actress if the FILM in which she ACTED was panned. HELLO??

  5. James

    Um, no. She is talented and you people are still referring to the celerity Lindsay.

    And her movie didn’t flop because of bad acting. That’s such a moronic comment, I feel sorry for you. How many Nicole Kidman movies have flopped? Not because she’s a bad actress but because the film failed to find a demographic. Same with Lindsay’s.

  6. david

    The secret about Lohan that celeb watchers don’t get because they’re too caught up in the “celebrity” persona, is that she’s actually a capable actress. This is why Hollywood keeps hiring her.

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