Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson: Girls, Please

July 17th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Now they’re on my nerves. Samantha Ronson was photographed blowing a kiss to his “lesbian lover” Lindsay Lohan on the set of Linds’ new flick, Labor Pains.

This is now a case of two bored bitches playing with the press. Who blows kisses to people unless they’re a grandmother and toddler?

Anyway, others are helping these pinheads with their hoax. Samantha’s brother Mark’s girlfriend (my apologies) Daisy Lowe says they’re for real.

“Lindsay is really down to earth. Her and Sam make a lovely couple – they seem
really happy.
Their relationship is totally genuine. And they’re just so sweet together,” she lies.

This is all going to go to hell when these two bims realize that Samantha took this all seriously, and tries running Lindsay over with the U-Haul full of furniture she brought over.


Now they’re on my nerves. Samantha Ronson was photographed blowing a
kiss to his “lesbian lover” Lindsay Lohan on the set of Linds’ new
flick, Labor Pains.This is now a case of two bored
bitches playing with the press. Who blows kisses to people unless
they’re a grandmother and toddler? Anyway, others are helping these pinheads with their hoax. Samantha’s brother Mark’s girlfriend (my apologies) Daisy Lowe says they’re for real.

“Lindsay is really down to earth. Her and Sam make a lovely couple – they seem
really happy.Their relationship is totally genuine. And they’re just so sweet together,” she lies.

This
is all going to go to hell when these two bims realize that Samantha
took this all seriously, and tries running Lindsay over with the U-Haul
full of furniture she brought over.

By J. Harvey

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    c’mon J – you know they’re way past the U-Haul stage

    U-Hauls are for the second date

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