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What the-? This photo is about as real as their relationship. Who did this? Ali Lohan with Photoshop? Dina had a few highballs and took to her laptop with some Connie Francis in the background? Anyway, here’s constant companions Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at DJ Sammy’s birthday jammy jam.

The party was held at a lingerie store. Sam likes her ladies in the frilly. With accessibility. Outside there was an ice cream truck serving the guests frozen treats. Lindsay didn’t arrange that, it just happened to be there and she took the credit.

Anyway, Lindsay had a fake pink ice cream cone which she held up to her saggy tit. When Sam went to lick it, Lohan popped the top off. And then Lohan was spotted with a diamond engagement ring. Probably to mess with the paps.This two need to get a hobby or get involved with some charity work. Because they’re making real lesbians look like assholes.

What the-? This photo is about as real as their relationship. Who did this? Ali Lohan with Photoshop? Dina had a few highballs and took to her laptop with some Connie Francis in the background? Anyway, here’s constant companions Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at DJ Sammy’s birthday jammy jam.The party was held at a lingerie store. Sam likes her ladies in the frilly. With accessibility.
Outside there was an ice cream truck serving the guests frozen treats.
Lindsay didn’t arrange that, it just happened to be there and she took
the credit.Anyway, Lindsay had a fake pink ice cream cone which
she held up to her saggy tit. When Sam went to lick it, Lohan popped
the top off. And then Lohan was spotted with a diamond engagement ring.
Probably to mess with the paps.This two need to get a hobby or get
involved with some charity work. Because they’re making real lesbians
look like assholes.