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You don’t piss off girls in love! Master of tact Michael Lohan was recently quoted as saying that he thinks boyish DJ Samantha Ronson is using his daughter Lindsay. He got wind of a rumor (he probably started it himself) that Samantha was writing a memoir. Big dumb blowhard immediately opened his blowhole to every news agency available (to him) about how awful he thought it was.

Well, Lindsay and her lickalottapuss didn’t appreciate that move and took to their electronic outlets to blog about it.

“He has become a public embarrassment and a bully – to my family, my
co-workers, my friends and a girl that means the world to me,” Lindsay wrote on MySpace. She also added that SammySam would never use her. She might use her for carnal pleasure when she sees her in that cheerleader getup. Lesbians love their ladies in girly costumes.

Ronson also let her fingers tickle something other than Lindsay’s vulva lips – a keyboard!

“I am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter – he is,” she writes. She also called him “desperate for attention” and denied she was writing a book.

You do not take on lesbians. They are emotional and will flip the Amazonian caniption switch on you. Or they will hit you with their cat. It happens.

You don’t piss off girls in love! Master of tact Michael Lohan was recently quoted as saying that he thinks boyish DJ Samantha Ronson is using his daughter Lindsay.
He got wind of a rumor (he probably started it himself) that Samantha
was writing a memoir. Big dumb blowhard immediately opened his blowhole
to every news agency available (to him) about how awful he thought it
was.Well, Lindsay and her lickalottapuss didn’t appreciate that move and took to their electronic outlets to blog about it.“He has become a public embarrassment and a bully – to my family, my
co-workers, my friends and a girl that means the world to me,”
Lindsay wrote on MySpace. She also added that SammySam would never use
her. She might use her for carnal pleasure when she sees her in that cheerleader getup. Lesbians love their ladies in girly costumes.Ronson also let her fingers tickle something other than Lindsay’s vulva lips – a keyboard!”I
am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter – he is,”
she writes. She also called him “desperate for attention” and denied
she was writing a book. You do not take on lesbians. They are
emotional and will flip the Amazonian caniption switch on you. Or they
will hit you with their cat. It happens.