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Get a job, sad girl! Numerous media outlets reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend/possibly the most patient lesbian on the planet Samantha Ronson were over. Lindsay Lohan, seriously not exhibiting the slightest effort to even check Craigslist for possible audition opportunities, whipped out her dirty laptop and began typing furiously. OMFG, u guyz, rumors are gross! It’s weird hearing that a mature-looking hooker like Lohan talks like she’s 15.

“Little piece of true information: we did not break up!,” she posts on her blog.
“access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six…AND every
gossip website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying
to have all of your friends emailing you saying, I saw, I read,
etc….NOT TRUE.”

Lohan and Ronson have been on the rocks, since well, forever. Reportedly they’ve even resorted to fighting in front of homeless people now because everyone else is over it. Even the homeless guys are like “if you and that guy aren’t gonna make out, can you just go away?”

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Get a job, sad girl! Numerous media outlets reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend/possibly the most patient lesbian on the planet Samantha Ronson were over.
Lindsay Lohan, seriously not exhibiting the slightest effort to even
check Craigslist for possible audition opportunities, whipped out her
dirty laptop and began typing furiously. OMFG, u guyz, rumors are gross! It’s weird hearing that a mature-looking hooker like Lohan talks like she’s 15.

“Little piece of true information: we did not break up!,” she posts on her blog.
“access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six…AND every
gossip website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying
to have all of your friends emailing you saying, I saw, I read,
etc….NOT TRUE.”

Lohan and Ronson have been on the rocks, since well, forever. Reportedly they’ve even resorted to fighting in front of homeless people
now because everyone else is over it. Even the homeless guys are like
“if you and that guy aren’t gonna make out, can you just go away?”Check out all 10+ photos of Lindsay Lohan in the gallery!