A new poster of Lindsay Lohan‘s film The Machete has come out today and boy, oh boy is she a gem decked out as a nun licking a revolver. And that tongue…wowee. She could do some serious damage to Samantha Ronson with that thing.

Lohan still hasn’t got a lawyer and time is ticking away before she has to head to jail on July 20. And everyone is clamoring to get an interview with her before and after her jail time.

Bids for the troubled starlet’s pre- and post-prison interview are now coming in at over $500,000.
Major TV networks are joining forces with weekly magazines to score the big jailhouse chat and they even want her to keep a diary while in jail.

Seriously? So ridiculous.

Lohan is allegedly close to signing lawyer Robert Shapiro, who defended OJ Simpson in his murder trial, in a bid to overturn her 90-day sentence.