Lindsay Lohan Embraces Kabbalah

April 4th, 2006 // 35 Comments

“Yes, I am looking into Kabbalah,” admitted Lindsay, seen here leaving a Beverly Hills beauty salon on Thursday. “All of us need something. You just have to grab on to whatever can get you through. Maybe it’s this business, but it seems everything can be so tough, so hard”.

(Source: 3am)

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  1. tia

    The article says ” seen here leaving a Beverly Hills beauty salon on Thursday” .. ok it looks like she is on her way to the teen choice awards but ok yea its cool. Anyway Linds needs some kind’ve spirtual healing in her life so if this will calm her down I say go for it Linds.

  2. King Smart Ian

    I think she needs to grab onto a cheeseburger.

  3. fakeplastiktree

    She’s a fucking teen princess moron that needs to leech onto whatever celebrity fad is going on at the time. She’s not capable of spirituality at this point.

  4. katie

    Everything is so hard? What, shopping, spending money, making movies, getting on TV, being chased by adoring fans and photographers?

    I have news for her: looking for food is hard. Trying to support a family on minimum wage is hard. Having a child with leukemia is hard.

    Life’s tough, get a helmet, Lindsay (and a pair of panties).

  5. Gossipwhore

    She is such a phoney and just tags on to whatever the trend is. I bet and Lord help us is Jessie Simpson adopts we’ll see Hohan at the nearest adoption agency. She is such a poser.

  6. Mariana

    Maybe if she stopped being such a publicity-grubbing crack whore things wouls stop being so tough and hard.

  7. Maddyboy

    Somebody feed that poor girl!

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  9. Silasdog

    Katie, you’re right on target. I love you. This bean-headed bimbo never saw a hard day in her worthless life. She is one more ungrateful, selfish piece of dung. When I think of all the people I know that are struggling to survive, and then read this idiot’s remarks, it makes me wanna puke. Just once I like to see one of these wealthy celebs open thie bulging wallets and help some families that are struggling hard.

  10. HARLEY BITCH BARBIE

    Silasdog, you are being far too kind! In a perfect world, they would just fade away. I say let’s institute the draft for these bimbos and send them to Fallujah to walk on the side of the road to search for IEDs. That would be a far more worthy contribution for our country!

  11. discoqwene

    Oh, poor, poor Lindsay..life is so tough, so hard. WHATEVER…eyes rolling.

  12. my2cents

    DITTO #13….oh brother!

  13. las

    “Oooooh, life is so hard! I mean, like, I have to eat maybe a bean salad a day, and that is real tough. I don’t know HOW I keep it down, y’know. And sometimes those Simpson sisters party more than me, y’know, and I have to work hard to party as much as them. Like, and sometimes I have to wear makeup and designer clothes, and I mean, POSE for magazines.”

    [In addition, she looks like the long-lost love child of Katie Holmes and Mary-Kate Olsen]

  14. Jack n jill

    here’s the real deal.. I agree with all of you..but maybe if you stopped giving them all the attention and taking the time to comment on this crap and all the other crap from celebrities who really aren’t (i.e., Paris, Ashlee, jessica etc..) then maybe they would go away. But with all the attention.. they never will and that my friends is YOUR fault.

  15. las

    Nobody likes killjoying. This is fun.

  16. Green Eyed Angel

    If we didn’t comment on these slores, we’d actually have to…(gulp)…work?

  17. las

    Whatever would I do when my boss isn’t looking? ;)

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  19. chrisase

    Not only should she eat something, for chrissakes she should get out of the last millenium. kabbalah is SOOO over. If a celebrity wants attention, they have to work harder than playing the kabbalah card. Work for my attention, dammit. Lazy bitch.

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  21. maybe

    Maybe the red bracelet isn’t Kabbalah at all, but a pro-anorexia identifier (as was explained in the NY Times this weekend)

  22. las

    In a way, that’s even more frightening. I really hope she isn’t, since there are so many early-pubescent girls who think she’s awesome.

  23. elizabeth

    where do I begin….Kabbalah is a real thing, not some toy/playtime for celebrities to ‘feel’ better about themselves. 1; Kabbalah is an aspect of Jewish Mysticism. Its consists of a study (that takes one, most always a Rabbi decades to achieve)of the nature of divinity, the creation, the origin and fate of the soul and the role of human beings. It consists also of meditative, devotional, mystical and magical practices WHICH WERE TAUGHT TO ONLY A SELECTTTTTTT FEWWWWWWWW……AND NOT TO IDIOT CELEBRITIES…..UGHHHHHH.WEARING A RED WOOL BRACELET TO WARD OFF EVIL AND TO SEEK PROTECTION DOES NOT I REPEAT DOES NOT MAKE THESE FOOLS KABBALISTS!!!!!!!! This is an insult to all the men/Rabbi’s who have made this their life’s study.
    The ‘cult’ locations that these celebrities go to to get their blessed …roflmaoooooooo big time……water and red bracelets is a joke…a sucker born everyday is appropo in this case…let them pay out their money, ‘donate’ to get blessed (again lmaoooo)…Im not surprised, when your dealing with celebrities..your not dealing with rocket scientists….when I think of Madonna and the rest of them with their red bracelets…I just think how sad and stupid they are…its more pity then anything….these celebrities should know one thing that might serve them; kabbalah is also about Tikun’ which means repair or fix…and means we are born with freewill to do good or evil..our choice…we keep coming back ‘reincarnation’ till we get it right…….that said naomi campbell will be coming back alot….Amen (smile).

  24. las

    I know, it’s revolting how these aging starlets and trendy wannabes can tarnish the name of an actual mysticism. Don’t they have any shame? Trick question.

  25. Tonya

    I was wondering when this little wanna be cool fad follower was going to search for some meaning. At least she chose something close to religion. Let’s face it, she could have gone scientology.

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  27. Silasdog

    Elizabeth, again, you shine!

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