Lindsay Lohan Finds Jesus

March 22nd, 2007 // 19 Comments

Can I get an Amen? While I love to think that Lindsay Lohan has found religion, I’m thinking the fact that she drew attention to her God tome (below, second from left), as she was leaving the Ivy, it was meant to cause a stir. I’m sure she and Dina will be heading to services this Sunday.

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Comments (19)

  1. Katie | March 22, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    She’s been attending AA. Duh, douche.

  2. T-Bone | March 22, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Lindsay Lohan could use God in her life. She certainly doesn’t have a mother or a father to guide her.

  3. newfgirl | March 22, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Religious literature in the car, handcuffs hanging from the rear view mirror? Slight contradiction…

  4. Amber in Michigan | March 22, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Wow…tbone & newfgirl: excellent observations!!! I don’t have a snappy retort to add because the you two both summed it up damn well!

  5. unohoo | March 22, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    attending AA? only for show, dear, only for show.

    during her recent “NYC CLUB” tour, she was seen pouring vodka into her water bottles.

    if you believe she’s clean and sober, methinks YOU’RE the douche.

  6. Anonymous | March 22, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    This poor country has HAD ENOUGH! OF BLOHAN and her Antics. I say BAN HER FROM FUTURE POSTS! And, while you’re at it, tell the paps to lay off. This just may, JUST MAY, teach the skank a lesson or 2.

  7. im in iraq and it sucks | March 23, 2007 at 4:26 am

    you know she is hiding her drugs in that bible/god book…

  8. Gossip Guru | March 23, 2007 at 10:28 am

    I know the bitch has relapsed, but that book is AA literature. So good for her!!

  9. T-Bone | March 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Has anyone tested Lindsay Lohan for ADHD or Bipolar? Hello!!!!

  10. jake weber | March 24, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    I love the way Lindsay’s rep responds to questions re: Lindsay’s current use of alcohol by saying that Lindsay is attending AA and it’s a process. Um yeah, and Step 1 is quitting drinking, the process is separate. I hate when people talk about AA as if they understand how even the most basic ways that it works. Between her handlers, her rep, her mom and perv pop, and genetics, it is a miracle she is even trying to stop drinking. But I’m making an assumption, perhaps she isn’t trying.

  11. Lori | March 25, 2007 at 1:59 am

    I can’t even name more than one movie she was besides Herbie. What the hell is this girl famous for-drinking and partying with Paris Hilton? I hope she saved some of her Herbie money or did her leech of a mother spend it already. I love how we are supposed to feel sorry for these poor little rich party girls-aw life is so tough. Get over yourselves already-we are so sick of hearing about your re-hab vacations. Stop feeling sorry for yourself Lindsay-just own it and move on. How about you get a real job like working at a drive through or maybe clean hotel rooms. That will sober your ass up real quick.I’ll take a burger and fries with that. Thank you.

  12. Giovanna | March 27, 2007 at 7:57 am

    Wow… I agree with Loris Last comment, that was mostly what I was about to write. But… Just gotta say… AA??? Wow.. This is NEW news for me. And I cant believe that my parent trap girl is part of the worldwide AA treatment. I dont know if this is good or bad anymore… I think Lindsay should stop whining, and get a normal life, and I bet she has tried to, but she keeps on bringing more atention on her because of her drinking, rich girl, snob atitude. Please, STOP complaining about paparazzi, its geting old, I am begining to think that she actually did invent the word “Paparazzi”… Oh and just one more thing. I really cant stand her little snort noise she makes in her movies still after all these years.. Its like “snort” OMGosh!

  13. ghaniya | March 29, 2007 at 12:23 am

    Wow. Everyone sure does have alot of negative things to say about Lindsay, & what they think Lindsay should do….

    Where do I start with this nonsense. How about leave the girl alone, she isnt whinning about anything. She loves her life, are you kidding?

    Stopcaring about her AA meetings or lack of AA knowledge. She goes there for reasons we will never know or understand.

    I suffer from Thanataphobia so I know it must drive her crazy that people are always following her. I also know that almost everyone would hate it if someone was ALWAYS following them, especially if they were fucked up, or high, or drunk…or should we just say altered?

    Serioulsy, its one thing to take photos and gawk…and stare, and wonder…but everyone just goes too far with this girl. Leave her alone. Think about it the next time your wasted with all your stupid friends that mean nothing. Think about constantly being followed and photographed, and not once can she just go to the store for tampons without being hounded! Christ give the girl a break.

    I love seeing photos of “stars”, and I love reading all these funny blogs, but honestly THESE YOUNG GIRLS NEED MORE LOVE.

  14. peaches | April 9, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    if finding God helps Lindsay make good career choices, being that in actuality she is very beautiful and talented, and it keeps her away from a trouble making career killer like Paris Hilton, then Amen to that!

  15. Laura | April 11, 2007 at 7:22 am

    “she is very beautiful and talented”? Are we talking about the same Lindsay Lohan here, Peaches??? There HAS to be a mistake…

  16. Duwayne | April 11, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    What do you know about ‘religion?’ Oh yes, the sum total of the word is a belief in Jesus and dog spelled backwards.

    You and virtually all of your readership are nothing but a bunch of envious, jealous and covetous wannabees who hate the Paris Hilton’s and Lindsey Lohan’s of the world because you aren’t them.

    This is why the US needs a military draft so that jealous little BudLites like you will have something else to think about rather than ragging on Celebrities that you regret jacking off too.

  17. Duwayne | April 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    And your entire blog is obnoxious, inappropriate bs the workings of a little jealous twit.

  18. Dave | April 12, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    She suddenly found religion when she heard that Jesus could turn water into wine.

  19. Iron | May 20, 2007 at 2:10 am

    Lindsay, If you have found God, good for you. Seek his will and shut out all of this negitive jealosy. The world loves the darkness and hates the light because it loves the sin it feeds on. Follow the will of God and let his truth light your life’s path.

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