We were too traumatized yesterday by the debut of Lindsay Lohan‘s areola to be able to post anything about it. We have since recovered. We are assuming that Lindsay, was just caught up in the excitement of the mix of fashion and cars, and forgot how loose her gown was in the breast area. Thanks to the invention of something called the camera, we will be able to take in it’s beauty for years to come.
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Lindsay is such a slut.
Why does it look like her nipple is halfway to her neck?
Puuhhlleezzz, these bitches do it on purpose! Anything for the media to talk about them again…
Seriously, her nipple is WAAAY up there… Very unnatural! who wants to see that???
I agree, those nipples are pointing way too far north. This must be the result of having the larger implants taken out and replaced with the smaller tear drop shaped ones.
This was SO done on purpose. Everyone in Hollywood knows you should always use double stick tape in a dress like that. And this comes from the girl who so recently complained in a mag interview that the media won’t leave her alone.
Isn’t she only like 20? Why does she look like she’s nearing 40? She’s too think to support boobs like that.
I meant thin.
girl thats jus skanky cover ur shit up
Nice stretch marks.
Just beautiful. The way her arm is stretched and the angle of the camera is what’s making the nipple placement look odd, and I love how you can see the slight and fading stretchmarks near the bottom of the breast. Absolutely beautiful.
Looks photoshopped to me…
Minus the dress and a little more skin color, Lindsay could actually be one of those women who wander naked through the pages of a National Geographic article on South-American or North African tribes. Hell, she’s malnourished enough and is sporting the signature saggy boob.
Really, what a piece of trash she is. By the way is someone in particular “doing” her on a regular basis? Or is it first come first serve? Someone please comment.
Funny how the girls get the implants and don’t realize that stretch marks come with them!! Implants were made for breast cancer victims, Hohan, not teen queens with money!!
fuck off. you people are probably all flat chested. otherwise you would know that almost everyones breasts that are c cup or bigger look like that, especially if you loose weight. stop acting like jealous cunts! its called puberty….try it!
If this photo had not been identified as Lindsay Lohan, I would have guessed it was of some forty-something trying to get attention!The stretch marks on the side of her boob are really attractive. It might be advisable for Lindsay to put on some weight, because her general appearance these days is pretty damn scary. Greg
agreed. most girls get stretch marks at puberty on the breasts, love-handles, and thighs because they are filling out in those areas and the skin stretches! its a no brainer for those of you guys out there. these days you can use a special cream to reduce the look of them – but most girls get them – especially ones who actually grow breasts! so the fact that her breast has stretch marks DOES NOT mean that she has implants.
OH MY GOD PEOPLE . . . ITS OBVIOUS THAT THE “STRETCH MARKS” are ripples from her breast implants – anyone who watches porn knows that. Also, she commented on wanting to “get her boobs back.” To get implants without the sudden fluctuation, she purposly gained weight so she got bigger boobs. Then, when she was “hospitalised” she was really having surgury. Now she has lost weight again – and has retained her boobs.
SNEAKY
Please, you bitches are obnoxious. Nipples happen, relax a bit of skin was exposed. I’m not sure you’ll be able to sleep tonight, but just embrace it. It’s the world you live in. Okay? Shut the fuck up. Peace L.O.V.E.
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHY LINDS?! WHY?!
WHAT DO WANT TO REACH?!
Hot!
I bet she had her fake boobs taken out when she decided to be anorexic, and got nipple reassignment surgery to make her now natural boobs look better.
Take it from someone who’s lost and gained weight rapidly. Even the nicest, biggest boobs can’t rebound on their own after being deflated to flat chested anorexicness.
And yes, OF COURSE she did that on purpose. But apparently her attention ploys are working just as she planned! Everyone is talking about her as usual.
Can you say W.H.I.T.E. T.R.A.S.H.
WOW YOU ALLL MUST NOT HAVE BREASTS!
ITS OKAY IM SURE GUYS WILL STILL LIKE YOU…
AND IF BASHING OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE A BIGGER CUP SIZE THEN YOU MAKES YOU FELL BETTER GO FOR IT!
Hmmm I have boobs.. 38DD and Im 44 yrs old. There is nothing “natural” about those long breasts. When you lose weight, the nipple doesnt go higher, it goes lower. At the placement her nipples are now, by the time she gets to my age, her nipples should be resting on her cheekbones.
that’s a real boob and i like it. yay.
Cin, good one! By the way, we need to talk :)
I think it’s hysterical that some one who is bothering to follow the link posted to view a bare boob at a gossip site, is attempting to sound self-righteous and look down on the rest of us who are TRYING to enjoy our daily dose! It’s a little hypocritical, don’t ya think? Just shut your cake hole and leave us to our mud slinging, and our celebrity bashing will you? After all, if you weren’t interested in dishing dirt on the rich and famous, you wouldn’t be here.
LOL silasdog .. But Im already out of boob talk for the month.. damn.. my luck huh
woah, she actually has breasts? i thought she was anorexic. *shrugs* Implants..
i actually think they are her real breasts. i have natural big breasts and i have stretch marks. she’s still a skank though!
You don’t get stretch marks under the breasts like that from having your breasts grow naturally. You get them on the side closer to your armpit, where the skin has stretched. Clearly implants. Sorry you nipple-defenders.
of course it was done on purpose…media attention..pulic atention..and she sure got it..after seeing the number of posts here..lol