Are you even kidding me with this!?!?
After all the Lindsay Lohan brew-ha-ha, the drug-addled, drunk-driving star will only serve two weeks of her original three month sentence, according to L.A. sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore. Small solace, those approx. 14 days will be spent in solitary confinement in a 12-foot-by-8-foot cell.
We all knew Lindsay’s sentence would definitely be shortened a little, but how the hell is she getting away with only a scrappy 1/6 of the original time?! That must be one good lawyer she fired hired.
I, for one, am disappointed. After weeks (months!) of writing about Lindsay (pictured inside the Beverly Hills Courthouse starting her “90 day jail term” Tuesday) and her messy affairs, I was looking forward to some vacation time while she was in the big house. Hell, she’ll even be out in time for the premiere of her new movie Machete! UGH. I guess if there’s at least one thing we can rely on Lindsay for it’s that the girl never misses an opportunity for a scandal!






























Screw u…Lindsy doesn’t even deserve to be in jail. The press and the judge are persecuting this poor young girl. Get off her back and get a new target. Go get a REAL criminal. Go get Whitney Houston or somebody doing society harm. I don’t want my tax money spent so much on the Bull crap JUDGE!!
I’m not surprised. Typical LA justice.
Oh well, lets keep our fingers crossed that she’ll party her butt off when released and OD.
Just think of the tax dollars saved in the future, right Jean?
‘Every time you hear a bell ring, another crack head is released from prison’.
…lost the tinfoil hat, Jean?
Jean forgot to take their meds.
She deserved more than three months for the sh*t she’s pulled. Once again justice favors celebrities. Plus what happened to California’s 3 strikes rule? She’s had about 300 strikes by now, surely. 2 weeks is hilarious. Why not just send her to a damn spa?
So laughable.