Lindsay Lohan Has A New Job

May 14th, 2009 // 12 Comments

OK, I’ve honestly been waiting to hear some good news about this one.

Lindsay Lohan has finally secured some unemployment that doesn’t involve her mumbling some word association of Fornarina jeans. The actress has been cast in what Variety is calling a “topline indie fantasy comedy” called The Other Side.

The story will feature Lindsay as a graduate student working for the summer on a scientific institute at a remote island. A strange gang of characters emerge, who are clearly trying to conceal a dark secret of some sort.

Director of the film David Michaels told press, “Lindsay’s very aware of people’s perceptions of her. She’s really committed to doing what she has to in order to change that.” I really hope so, but we’ll see.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan heads to Bardot lounge in West Hollywood.

By LT

  1. Nicky

    Um, don’t you mean ‘employment’?

  2. Evil Overlord

    Any bets on how long before she’s turfed for, oh I don’t know, never showing up on time or even showing up at all, not being prepared, pissing off the director and/or other cast members, having her entourage around or in general diva-like behavior? I could be wrong but my guess is 2 to 3 weeks tops! Good luck my little LiLo!

  3. Jacq

    Heeeeellllllllo coke nose! Some people wake up looking this bad, but not our Linds! She’s ready for a long-haul on-the-town! She gives new meaning to rough.

  4. caro

    even if she’s a media whore,i again think she’s a good actress!

  5. Sara

    Finally, some good news for her i hope she take advantage of this opportunity

  6. Snow Pie

    What new job?

    Bona fide Masonic drug dealer, distributing drugs that Freemasons John Kerry and Rudy Guiliani and Oliver North can’t recall they are bringing to America from Afghanistan where they use American taxpayers money to kill Afghanis who try to stop them from harvesting heroin?

    That New World Order job?

    I’m sure her friend Howard Stern has a way to connect her to the right 9/11 inside traitors who are Major Star of the heroin trade, who are greatly profiting in the drug business.

  7. Snow Pie

    She dresses like a heroin dealer. She and her lezbeing friend both.

  8. Nicky

    Um Snow Pie, there must be a lot of herion dealers around then because a lot of people dress like Lindsey. I didn’t know herion dealers had a dress code.

  9. prince

    now she’s doin’ horse, it’s june.
    Sign, o the times.

  10. BloginOx

    Aren’t her 15 minutes up?

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