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Goddamn, someone needs to have a sitdown with this 14 year old. She should be sitting in her unicorn decorated bedroom and watching Nickelodeon. She should not look like a Long Island supercougar at this age. Get her some moisturizer and better role models! Ali Lohan is set to star with her stage mom from hell Dina Lohan in a new reality series for E! called “Living Lohan”. I assume it will be a lot of Dina talking to the press and Ali fetching Mommy cocktails.
Anyway, Ali recently told “Teen Vogue” that she “wants to be famous so bad”. Ugh, that’s terrifying to me. That leads to a lot of bad decisions. Like doing a reality show with your hag momma or softcore. Big sister Lindsay Lohan’s advice to Ali is “stay out of the clubs”. That’s the smartest thing that slattern has said in ages.
Lindsay also says that “I wish her the best of luck.” Translation: “you ain’t getting a cent from me or any type of collaboration on this mess.” You know this show isn’t Lindsay’s fondest wish. She wishes for the type of alcoholic mom who just passes out when she’s drunk, not running to every network possible to make “statements”.
jess | March 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
nick, disney it doesn’t matter. she ‘s prolly getting adivce from vanessa and jamie-lynn.
jess | March 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
nick, disney it soesn’t matter. she ‘s prolly getting adivce from vanessa and jamie-lynn.
Mel | March 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm
She is really ugly for a little girl. looks like she has been drinking in her mom’s womb.
dearlmat | March 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm
she is down-to earth,, I just read her blog on a celeb site called ‘Searching Millionaire DOTcom’.can’t believe she is also a good writer.
Interloper | March 8, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I don’t know. Hollywood is a cut throat business, I don’t think the younger Lohan has the looks or skills to make it big like her sister. I mean say what you will about Lindsay, before she skanked out and got a habit, she was fresh and cute and had a semblance of talent. Her sis just seems to want the fame and money and power and isn’t that interested in the work or being good at anything. She just wants to be another Paris Hilton type, famous for being famous. It’s getting sort of old.
Kairenn | March 8, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Big nose, looks bad.
Suz | March 9, 2008 at 2:09 am
Yes, she looks *really* odd-at least big sis is cute and had the sense to NOT to be quoted saying she wants fame ‘really bad’. Given the state of young Hollywood today who knows what she will or has done during her quest to become famous. And, how sad-she is obviously,um, not too bright. ‘Drinking in the womb’ that would be hysterical if it didn’t look like it was true. Someone call social services.
slacker chic | March 9, 2008 at 11:58 am
why is she always in our faces? What has she done that is worthy of attention? I am so sick of people being famous by association or for no reason.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
blah | March 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Dude, she is not going to age well. Also, it’s a bit pathetic to openly admit that you want to be famous “so bad”. That’s a little too Anna Nicole for my taste. Even Paris would say that’s in bad taste. Everyone knows Paris is a whore for fame (and other things), but at least she has sense to never own up to it.
gerard Vandenberg | March 9, 2008 at 12:29 pm
This picture affirms the statement:
MONGOLS AR ALL IN THE FAMILY!!
take a close look at her ears!!
SHE SHIT OUT OF THEM?
oakling | March 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Wow. You really have that family’s number. “She wishes for the type of alcoholic mom who just passes out when she’s drunk, not running to every network possible to make ‘statements’”…. I couldn’t have put it better myself. That is going to be one sad, scary tv show….
Fuchsia | March 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I recoil every time I see this kid. Damn, she’s ugly. She looks waaaay too much like Dina Lohan.
And that’s too much makeup for a fully grown woman.
TOO MUCH MAKEUP | March 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Just all ban the show then
angel | March 26, 2008 at 4:03 pm
whoa shes ugly
Ali.. | June 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm
HA Ali’s more my age, ( im 15 ) but common’ give me her sister anyday!
I GUESS ALI AINT THT BAD.
we share nicknames too LOL