For all of you wondering why on God’s green earth a seemingly laid-back butchie like Samantha Ronson would put up with the volatile, faux-lesbian ways of Lindsay Lohan, rest easy—SamRo’s got her priorities just right.

The New York Daily News is reporting that clubs pay for both Samantha’s music and Lindsay’s appearance (and hopefully a tabloid worthy feud/break-up/Lindsay man-hunt, etc.) which has increased Samantha’s asking price from $1,500 to an absurd $25,000 a night. Samantha earned over $3 million last year being DJ/Lindsay Lohan lesbian converter. Talk about having your cake and eating it too.

While pals of the pair (who love blabbing to the press) say “they fight everyday” and will “be over by March” at least we can count on at least one more pricey, melodramatic event. 

Samantha is slated to spin on New Years Eve at Mansion in Miami. 

You know the drill. Samantha will attempt to do her job and Lindsay will drink too much and bitch. Enjoy it while it lasts, folks.

View a slideshow of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson!

For all of you wondering why on God’s green earth a seemingly laid-back butchie like Samantha Ronson would put up with the volatile, faux-lesbian ways of Lindsay Lohan, rest easy—SamRo’s got her priorities just right.

The New York Daily News is reporting that clubs pay for both Samantha’s music and Lindsay’s appearance (and hopefully a tabloid worthy feud/break-up/Lindsay man-hunt, etc.) which has increased Samantha’s asking price from $1,500 to an absurd $25,000 a night. Samantha earned over $3 million last year being DJ/Lindsay Lohan lesbian converter. Talk about having your cake and eating it too.

While pals of the pair who love blabbing to the press say “they fight everyday” and will “be over by March” at least we can count on a pricey, melodramatic New Years Eve at Mansion in Miami. 

We all know the drill. Samantha will attempt to do her job and Lindsay will drink too much and bitch. Enjoy it while it lasts, folks.

View a slideshow of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson!