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It looks like karma got the best of Lindsay. This is one big juicy mess of a story. Here are a few highlights: Lindsay telling her mother to “go to hell,” Dina’s multiple trips to the bathroom (gee, I wonder what she was doing), and a distraught Dina throwing fortune cookies and flipping off waiters. I wonder where her daughter gets her feistiness from?

Here are the full details on how it all went down.

On Thursday night, Lindsay reluctantly joined Dina for Dina’s birthday celebration at Phillipe on East 60th Street.

“Lindsay got a call from her mother telling her to come to the party,” said a spy. “Lindsay didn’t want to go, because her mother was drinking already, but she went anyway.”

All was well until the first course arrived.

“When Lindsay got there, her mother and her four friends were into their second bottle of Cristal,” said a restaurantgoer. “Right after the first course, they started fighting.”

The two began cursing each other in front of other patrons in the crowded Chinese eatery, including Ryan Cabrera, Brandy and Serena Williams at nearby tables. “A mortified” Lindsay finally told her mother to “go to hell!” before she exited. After Lindsay left, Dina started “crying and shaking . . . Dina typed vigorously on her BlackBerry for 45 minutes while her friends were just sitting there, and when the birthday cake came out, she broke out crying again – even louder.”

The unhappy birthday girl – who calls herself the “white Oprah” – also made “five trips to the bathroom in 90 minutes and came back to the table sniffling each time,” said our witness.

The tired and emotional Dina was so distraught that she started “throwing fortune cookies at the waiters and flipping them off.” Finally, after four hours of partying, the $2,000 bill was paid – with no tip for the waiters, who then “had to help her out of the restaurant as it closed down for the night.”

Lordy! While I would have loved it if Lindsay Lohan fracturing her wrist occurred as she was leaving the restaurant, it didn’t. That story is after the jump.

More photos of Lindsay Lohan wearing some not quite so hideous shoes after the jump.

Lohan Puts Mom Through Hell [Page Six]
Report: Lindsay Lohan Fractures Wrist [People]

Written by Lauren Burch

The actress was rushed to the hospital when she fractured her wrist after slipping and falling at a Fashion Week party.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said the 20-year-old actress slipped and fell at the Milk Studios in New York, fracturing her wrist in two places. She was taken to St. Vincent’s Hospital, and Sloane said Lindsay’s mother drove in from Long Island to meet her.

Her publicist went on to add that “there’s a pending investigation” into the accident, because Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground. The slick ground? Why did the grease up the floor prior to her arrival or something? Why is it whenever a celebrity is involved litigation is involved?

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