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And is using tactics that sound pretty much like a complete rip-off from “Mean Girls”–but quite frankly, what behavior of hers doesn’t these days? According to Page Six of the New York Post, Lohan tried to lure back her ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, (and enrage her arch-nemesis, Paris “No Panties” Hilton) by making both think that she was hooking up with Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos. From “>Page Six:

The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton’s ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, “No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together].” Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. “where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau.”

For the love of all that is holy, please, God, never let these people procreate.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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