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Like father, like daughter — Lindsay and Michael Lohan just cannot get enough of this new Twitter phenomenon! It’s a perfect vessel for their crazy, and just enough characters for that famous Lohan incoherence.

As we all know, Lindsay got into a little bit of legal trouble (i.e. an arrest warrant) this weekend. Apparently, she missed a court-ordered alcohol awareness class and is blaming the paparazzi — their stalking make it impossible for her to attend, she is saying. Fair enough, but certainly binge drinking at the Chateau, Jack Nicholson stalking and marathon fighting with Samantha Ronson across the globe are very, very time consuming habits as well.

Anyway, it was time for Twitter to be utilized. MySpace blogging is sooo last month. Leaked by a woman named Sophia Rossi (Samantha’s best friend according to Defamer) we now know  Lindsay thinks “la needs better restaurants.”

 The rest we can’t decipher. Maybe you can help. Here’s a sampling:

“should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love,
hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R
COWARDS cuz they don’t know what they got til it is far gone. and
people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND
JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they
ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY”

Yup. Crystal clear and right as rain, but Lindsay just wishes L.A. had better restaurants.

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan At Gelsons Market In Hollywood