Lindsay Lohan Wants Hannah Montana Tickets Like The Rest Of Us

December 14th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Lindsay Lohan treated Las Vegas listeners of the “Mark and Mercedes Morning Show” to an audio appearance this morning. The story was that she was trying to win Hannah Montana tickets for a friend. Shockingly, she sounded halfway intelligent, except when she said she was trying to get to Africa to help children. Which has about as much chance of happening as me impregnating a woman. The DJ’s on KMXB danced around her recent rehab travails and Lindsay summed it up as “it was time tor grow up”. She demurred from speaking about her split from Riley Giles by claiming she doesn’t “kiss and tell”. Lindsay also said her family dynamic was amazing, as was her new found relationship with her loudmouth father. We also learned that her favorite fast food is McDonald’s and her favorite guilty pleasure on TV is Tila Tequila’s show. Get it, Tila – famous messcakes watch you! Oh, and she’s hard at work on her new album which she’s describing as “urban pop”. She’s working with JR Rotem, so hopefully we’ll be getting some photographs of him texting claims that he’s the father of her baby soon.

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Comments (3)

  1. FreakyZ | December 14, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    How ironic that she goes on the most annoying morning show in Vegas.

    Mark and Mercedes (especially Mercedes) are the biggest twits ever.

  2. FreakyZ | December 14, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    I meant appropriate, not ironic.

  3. gerard Vandenberg | December 14, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    YOU DON’T GIVE ONE SIGLE PILE OF HORSHIT ABOUT “PEACE”.
    SO PLEASE STOP THAT COMEDY AND FIND A “PLACE” AT A WAL-MART NEAR YOU!!

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