Lindsay Lohan tells People magazine:
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long,” Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. “Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous.” She continues, “I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”
It’s nice to see her heart’s in the right place–wanting to entertain the troops so she can fulfill a lifelong fantasy of being ogled onstage by herself as a purely sexual object. Last time I checked, that fantasy is called being a stripper. Don’t get a nosebleed from your high aspirations, Linds.
More photos of Lindsay Lohan at the Ivy in Beverly Hills, after the jump.
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Just when I think La Lohan can’t get anymore self-centered, she proves me wrong! It’s all about her, after all.
No way is she going over to perform for the troops. There’s no place to plug in her hot rollers.
I pity our brave troops being subjected to her singing.