Lindsay Lohan: You Don’t Want To Be On The Plane With Her

January 2nd, 2009 // 4 Comments

Lindsay Lohan did New Year’s Day right – by having a raging airport fight with her lesbian lover that went all the way from the VIP lounge and then on to the flight. Fly the borderline personality disorder-suffering actress who desperately wants to go back to penis skies!

Sources report that Lindsay and the long-suffering Samantha Ronson had ANOTHER gigantic brawl at Miami International Airport yesterday. They hosted and djed the party at Mansion on NYE. This one started in the American Airlines Admirals Club. And there were reportedly much screaming and tears. Probably on Lohan’s part. Sammy probably just put on the cans, opened her laptop and listened to the new Britney mix wishing this bitch would make up her mind. Does she like cat or not? Damn, just break up already!

Anyway, Lohan didn’t stop there. Even after they boarded, Lohan was in such a state of disrepair that the flight attendants actually had to delay the flight and ask her if she wanted to disembark. EFF THAT. Throw her cokey ass off the plane. Has anyone else ever sat for hours on a runway? A Siberian gulag is less claustrophobic and horrid. Shove her ass down the safety slide and take off! This is not the way to start 2009 having to deal with her antics!


Lindsay Lohan did New Year’s Day right – by having a raging airport fight with her lesbian lover
that went all the way from the VIP lounge and then on to the flight.
Fly the borderline personality disorder-suffering actress who
desperately wants to go back to penis skies! Sources report that Lindsay and the long-suffering Samantha Ronson had ANOTHER gigantic brawl at Miami International Airport yesterday. They hosted and djed the party at Mansion on NYE.
This one started in the American Airlines Admirals Club. And there were
reportedly much screaming and tears. Probably on Lohan’s part. Sammy
probably just put on the cans, opened her laptop and listened to the
new Britney mix wishing this bitch would make up her mind. Does she
like cat or not? Damn, just break up already!Anyway, Lohan
didn’t stop there. Even after they boarded, Lohan was in such a state
of disrepair that the flight attendants actually had to delay the
flight and ask her if she wanted to disembark. EFF THAT. Throw her
cokey ass off the plane. Has anyone else ever sat for hours on a
runway? A Siberian gulag is less claustrophobic and horrid. Shove her
ass down the safety slide and take off! This is not the way to start
2009 having to deal with her antics!

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Comments (4)

  1. Anon | January 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    I wholeheartedly agree. This nutcase shouldn’t be allowed, EVER, to disrupt ANYONE – ANYWHERE. Damn! I’m sure I’d have been arrested for assault if I were on that damned plane, and well worth it. I Can’t Stand This Stupid Brat!!!

  2. truth | January 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    yeah,of course,EVERY time you morons claim these two have broken up amid some raging fight,there is NEVER any video of it,when there is video of EVERYTHING ELSE IN THEIR LIVES!!! lie much,asl/tmz/x17/perezhole?????

  3. Kelly | January 2, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    J, you crack my ass up!

  4. Julie | January 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Right, so you have the qualifications to diagnose mental disorders?

    It’s fine to make a joke at her expense, but don’t drag serious mental illnesses into it.

    By the way, it’s possible to like pussy and penis. It’s that good ol’ sexual continuum you see.

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