Lindsay Lohan’s $100 Million Lawsuit Over Milkaholic Baby

March 9th, 2010 // 3 Comments

Now that she lost her day job, Lindsay Lohan has found a new way to make money on her party image as well as a chance to sue someone else for a change. It’s a productive day in Lohan world.

During the Super Bow eTrade aired a commercial with those talking babies and a boy baby apologizes to his baby girlfriend over video about not calling her the night before. Putting the creepy factor aside for a moment we are interested in the end of the video where the girlfriend baby asks “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” The boy replies “Lindsay?” and a baby girl sticks her head in the frame and slurs “Milk-a-what?” Okay, that’s FUNNY, but the celebrity Lindsay didn’t think so. She is suing eTrade for $100 million saying the company used her name and characterization in business without approval.

Okay, the baby could have just been named Lindsay, but the truth is when I see a slutty baby who is addicted to the bottle, then yeah, I’m going to name it Lindsay. It’s in our collective subconscious now.  Lindsay isn’t concerned about that truth or taking a good hard look at herself. She knows she a slutty mikaholic baby, she just better get paid for it.

Watch the commercial after the jump.


By Madison Ventura

  1. Anonymous

    lol you took the word right out of my mouth

  2. Anonymous

    if the baby was a red head whos name was Lindsay then maybe she wouldve had a case

  3. What the?

    Every girl in the world named Lindsay should be suing E-trade too then…I think she’s a little too full of herself…

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