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Lohan’s Dad is free to beat more people with shoes. Have you ever known two people more leechy about their daughter’s fame? Seriously, the Mom follows her daughter around clubs proclaiming herself to be the “white Oprah.” And this guy used to be a regular caller into Howard Stern to keep his name out there, and suck off his daughter’s fame. He’s ugh. She’s ugh. Lohan’s a trashbag. Let’s wipe the slate clean. Or hope Ali Lohan will end up being the next Meryl Streep. That Christmas album was hot!

The father of paparazzi magnet and actress Lindsay Lohan has been released from prison after serving almost two years for driving while intoxicated and other charges, according to news reports.

Foglia confirmed for CBS Interactive that the elder Lohan was released after being incarcerated since June 30, 2005, for attempted assault and other charges.

More on Michael Lohan’s assault charge, plus photos of Lindsay Lohan working a cape, are after the jump.

The attempted assault charge stemmed from an attack on his brother-in-law at a party.

While awaiting sentencing, Lohan was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle when his car went off the road. His car struck a pole and was engulfed in flames. Lohan was not hurt.

Lindsay better recognize. When the papers are referring to her as “paparazzi magnet” before “actress”, it means she needs to hole up, stay rehabbed and find a good script. Otherwise, it’s about a hop, skip, and a jump away from Taradise.

(WENN)

(Michael Lohan photo via NY Mag)