Lisa Marie Presley’s Expanding Career Opportunities

March 4th, 2008 // 18 Comments

Lisa Marie Presley does not look happy to see us. Maybe if we were holding out some fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, she’d change her tune. The daughter of Elvis is starting to resemble the King from his final days, but then again, the rumors that she might be pregnant might be the cause for her weight gain.

In any case, she’s looking kind of rough around the edges, but honestly, being an overweight female celebrity these days is such a golden opportunity. With Kirstie Alley leaving Jenny Craig in the lurch, Lisa Marie is looking at a potentially lucrative career in corporate-sponsored weight-loss. I’m actually kind of jealous.

By LT

  1. Your mom

    Give her a break, she’s pregnant!!!

  2. Zekers

    First impression: WHOA!

    But, then I thought about her alien-looking mother with all her Botox and plastic this & that and my hat’s off to Ms. Presley for not going there…

    Where is she???

  3. sarasmiles

    By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

  4. sarasmiles

    By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

  5. sarasmiles

    By the looks of her, she looks too poor for $cientology.

  6. michelle

    OMG! Is this REALLY Lisa Marie Presley?

  7. Kat

    That’s not LMP! That is Lisa Marie Johnson, a fat bitch outside a trailer park in East Texas. She just clocked out from her job as a cashier at Wal-Mart and is enjoying a chili/slaw dog from the local drug store!

  8. Ugh

    Kat, lay off East Texas……I’m from there and have never even stepped inside a trailer. lol. Whoever this person is, is in desperate need of a dermatoloigst for that acne she has growing on the huge fat face.

  9. Ugh

    Kat, lay off East Texas……I’m from there and have never even stepped inside a trailer. lol. Whoever this person is, is in desperate need of a dermatoloigst for that acne she has growing on the huge fat face.

  10. Peas

    Hey, lay off huge fat faces.

    ;)

  11. Yikes

    She may be pregnant, but she ain’t glowing!

    Although, she does have a very beautiful teenage daughter who resembles a bit of Elvis. But then again, so does the girl’s father.

  12. Joya

    wow, i thought that was Camryn Manheim

  13. She doesn’t look that bad. It’s just the first time any of us have seen her without all that black raccoon crap around her eyes.

  14. Janine

    Wow, I am not saying that she looks good, but why are women always expected to change their appearance? Why are they constantly critiqued for their weight. It is so boring, pointless, and sad. If they gain a pound they are either pregnant or need to diet. I just don’t want to hear this shit anymore.

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