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Oh snap.  First, Lindsay Lohan insists that Hurricane Sandy is a result of our negative thoughts. Then, Sandy herself creates a Twitter account to keep us updated on her progress, all the while demonstrating very poor manners.

#HURRICANESANDY IS NEVER EVER EVER FORGETTING TO STOP BY TAYLOR SWIFT’S HOUSE. LIKE, EVER.

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SandyWhoreicane) October 29, 2012

IF YO EMERGENCY #HURRICANESANDY KIT AIN’T GOT ALCOHOL AND CONDOMS IN IT YOU ISN’T ABOUT DAT LYFE.

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SandyWhoreicane) October 29, 2012

@caroleradziwill HAY GHURL

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SandyWhoreicane) October 29, 2012 

ERMAHGERD IT’S A FRENKERNSTERM. #HURRICANESANDY

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SandyWhoreicane) October 29, 2012

DESTROYED A GAY BAR NOW IT’S RAININ MEN #HURRICANESANDY

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SANDYWHOREICANE) October 29, 2012

WHOREICANE SANDY: BLOWING THE ENTIRE EAST COAST

— HURRICANE SANDY (@SANDYWHOREICANE) October 29, 2012

Stay safe, my bitches.