Lohan Attends Britney’s LA Show, Britney’s Aunt Wouldn’t Have Been Caught Dead There

May 4th, 2007 // 17 Comments

Britney’s talking about drugs during her shows? How does she find the time? They’re 12 minutes. Lohan attended Britney’s L.A. show, as Britney’s aunt is talking trash about her . Talking trash about Britney, not Lohan. Though she should talk trash about Lohan. Bitch is dancing around on camera with cocaine vials hanging around her neck, going in for the bump and not getting arrested. Where in America can people do that? Friggin’ celebrities. Wait, I’m talking about Britney. THEY’VE GOT ME SO CONFUSED!

Britney Spears gave the shortest show yet on her “comeback” mini-tour last night in L.A.– and TMZ spies report that none other than Lindsay Lohan was there to catch the action — all 11 minutes of it.

Our eyes inside noted that Brit donned a new wig for her big show at L.A.’s House of Blues, and that it managed to stay on without the aid of a headband. There were no naughty references to drug use, as had been reported from another show, and Spears left the stage with a terse, “Thank you L.A.”

Meanwhile, Britney’s aunt, Chandra McGovern, tells “Inside Edition” that the pop star’s family has been “very disappointed” in Brit’s crotch-flashing, head-shaving, SUV-slugging antics. “It was a rebellion against everybody,” says Aunt Chandra of the bald head.

Aunt Chandra’s (is that her real name) right! It was a rebellion against sanity! And career advancement! And a rebellion against our eyes!

(Flynet)

More photos of Britney Spears leaving the House of Blues in West Hollywood sans a hat are after the jump.

(Flynet)

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Comments (17)

  1. alexandra82 | May 4, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    OMG!!! What in the worl? Voodoo, Brittney Evil. That is not alright. What is wrong with her. It is obvious that she is not ready to be on tour. She needs to take a breather and stay at home with her children and work out some of those mental issues. i dont think anyone else noticed that on her jeans though

  2. anonymous | May 4, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    forget without a hat, why isn’t she wearing a shirt?

  3. givemeabreak | May 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Poor Britney, WHEN will she wake up from these three year insanity? Why isn’t someone pulling her aside and drilling some sense into her? No one will ever take her seriously again with this 15 min. and less “comeback”. And the gum chewing on stage….. I really sincerely want to see her get it together. She has been depressed far to long and it shows.

  4. givemeabreak | May 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Poor Britney, WHEN will she wake up from these three years of insanity? Why isn’t someone pulling her aside and drilling some sense into her? No one will ever take her seriously again with this 15 min. and less “comeback”. And the gum chewing on stage….. I really sincerely want to see her get it together. She has been depressed far to long and it shows.

  5. Loob | May 4, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Why is her mouth always hanging open like that? Is she trying to out-do all the other mouth-breathers? It just looks retarded.

  6. DarthPaul | May 4, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    The woman is obviously deranged in a very bad way. On the real, she’s abandoned all the people that could give her a real comeback and is milking her faded glory for all it’s worth. Not to kick a bitch while she’s down, but she never had much talent beyond dancing. Her voice sucks, now her image does and she can smell her own decay and is acting on pure desperation.

    Unfortunately, you really can’t talk or reason with people in this state. You have to let them OD or end up in jail before they’ll listen to reason.

  7. sassy s | May 4, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    her necklace looks to me like a cross…. why would there be cocaine in it? I have seen cruel intentions but come on that was a movie.

  8. goil | May 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Pleeze… It’s not like we’ve lost a great cultural treasure here. She should take her money and leave the spotlight for good.

  9. Al | May 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Four years of insanity. Just leave already and be crazy.

  10. Al | May 4, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Four years of insanity. Leave and go be crazy. Her kids are going to be so messed up.

  11. annie m | May 4, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    sassy s, i think the comment was about lohan.

  12. Glory | May 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    dumbasses, she knows what she is doing!

  13. Eh? | May 4, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    What you mean she can’t spell her name?
    It obviously reads;

    8 Britney
    8 Britney
    8 vil

  14. Dangit Girl | May 4, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Eh? is right!

    She knows how to spell. She’s doodling. When ever I am in deep thought I write on my shoes just like I did in middle school.

    You get stuck sometimes and then you vent and get straightened out.

    She’s in the rough patch on the way up! I really hope the best for her. She’s changing. She’s changing for the better. Watch.

  15. aneurysm | May 4, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    call me uninformed, but what exactly is 8vil? all i see is a young girl desperate for attention & validation. she isn’t going to find it this way. the msnbc artcle was spot on.

  16. Ruby Jackson | May 4, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    ….”When ever I am in deep thought I write on my shoes just like I did in middle school.”…

    Britney isn’t in Middle School anymore for crying out loud!!!! She’s got two kids!!!!

    IT”S TIME TO GROW UP!!!

    Who are the fools who pay all this money to watch her rehearse a few dance moves to her old songs?
    Man, she can really take advantage.

  17. KAT | May 5, 2007 at 10:16 am

    SHE IS A RANK, SKEEVY SLAG WHO NEEDS SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOTHERAPY, A BATH, AND A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!

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