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Lindsay Lohan returned from the Bahamas and jetted her ass over to the exclusive Lucky swag suite at the New York television upfronts. Seriously? I LURVE free shit. LURVE it. I’m a greedy ragamuffin. But
even I would feel like a total leech if I was shoveling SEVEN PAIRS OF FRIGGIN’ SUNGLASSES into my purse. She’s a looter. If this were the L.A. riots, she’d be hauling TV’s out of smashed windows and screaming about “payback”.
According to sources inside the Manhattan hotel suite, La Lohan stuffed three bags full of gear from L.A.’s trendy Milk Boutique. She then snapped up not one, but seven pairs of new, limited edition Ray Ban shades, because, as she told our source, she didn’t like wearing the same sunglasses every day.
Oh, you entitled pampered little bitch princess. Seriously, you get famous so where you can afford seven pairs of Ray-Bans and you get them free? What – do the laws of physics allow for celebrities to have enough money to buy drugs? There’s no justice! PAYBACK!
(WENN)
Me | May 15, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Are you guys going to post about lohan being voted hottest woman by maxim(gag.)?? just a thought…
stolidog | May 15, 2007 at 6:30 pm
i H.A.T.E. Lohan. I would pour salt into my eyes before I would ever, ever see a movie that she blows through.
nina | May 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm
She has quite a receding hairline for a 20-year old female.
Petite | May 15, 2007 at 7:04 pm
She’s SUPPOSED to CLAIM all that on her income taxes…I wonder if That will happen???
Char | May 15, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Hell yeah, you could land a plane on her forehead. I never noticed her receding hairline before but now looking at pictures of her, it’s totally obvious. That 2nd-to-last photo of her is horrid – that saggy double chin, and that dude in the background going “Who the hell is this bitch?”
Joli | May 15, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I recently saw a true hollywood story or something about her on E and she’s done this sort of thing before. Only last time, it was 15 pair of sunglasses.
Linda | May 15, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Poor kid. she has the hairline and thinning hair of a woman about 70 years old. She’s done so much damage to herself in such a short time.
lzoro | May 15, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Look at the guy’s face in the 3rd pic, its like he’s thinkg, “WTF is all the hype about over this “Pippylong stocking” lookin chick?? Can we start calling her Pippy????
some dude | May 15, 2007 at 9:00 pm
oh please. everyone of you would be shovelling those sunglasses into bag as fast as hoe-han if you were given the opportunity.
Kim | May 15, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Didn’t she take 13 pairs at a Solstice booth once? Lol, I remember seeing this clip on VH1 over and over. Yes, 13 pairs.
Ray | May 15, 2007 at 11:24 pm
What a greedy cunt!
Ray | May 15, 2007 at 11:25 pm
What a greedy cunt!
my turn | May 16, 2007 at 12:28 am
but isn’t that precisely the point of those gifting suites? give the celebrities — who can certainly afford whatever the hell they want — free shit. and then suckers like ‘a socialite’s life’ and everywhere else writes about it ad infinitum AND post pictures. then the adoring masses of frenzied girlies who just MUST have the ltd. ed. sunglasses that Lo-hab was wearing rush out to buy them at $300 a pop. at least that’s the way it’s supposed to work. well done ASL! ray ban should be sending you glasses for the free publicity because if you didn’t write about it then they’d have to pay someone else to write about it. on second thought, how much did they pay you?
alice | May 16, 2007 at 6:38 am
Thankgod someone said it. I was reading this blog for a media assessment… i dont think all of you would understand that word.. and anyway it seems ‘my turn’ is the only one who gets blogging. i hope you all read and learn. consumerists!
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Char | May 16, 2007 at 8:11 am
Um, no, I have to disagree. I wouldn’t rush out to buy a pair of $300 sunglasses just because some celeb like Lohan got a bunch for free and sports them on various vacation spots that get publicized in all the rags. I couldn’t care less what she wears. The only thing this bit of “publicity” does for me is make me feel sad that she’s got thinning hair and a giant growing forehead and looks about 65 when she’s not even old enough to legally drink yet. The brand of shades she put away 50 pairs of or whatever holds no interest to me because I’m not that much of a sucka.
kelly | May 16, 2007 at 10:25 am
“the adoring masses of frenzied girlies”
Just wondering. ARE there adoring masses of frenzied girlies on this site? ‘Cause I dunno about everyone else but I read this pretty much to see what stupid stunt that celebs like Lindsay are gonna pull next. I don’t adore her and I’m certainly not frenzied. And like Char said, I don’t have to run out and buy the latest ten-minute trend just because I see someone else wearing it.
Seriously, kids. If you’re just gonna come here and bitch and moan and piss everyone else off, then don’t bother. Stop being five and go play somewhere else.
John | May 16, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hey Alice – Go back to fuckin’ Wonderland! We LUV this site for the frivolity (don’t know if you’ll understand that word) of it. Chillout out and have a Martini with the rest of us. Bitch.
kelly | May 16, 2007 at 11:24 am
Very well said, John. :D lol
*takes a sip of her martini*