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Our 24-hour Britney watch continues. Britney Spears’ next move after handing her kids over to K-Fed’s bodyguards yesterday afternoon was to put on a napkin for a skirt and check into a Beverly Hills hotel. You know she did this because workers are already turning the kids’ rooms into a pole dancing stage and another pantry to hold Lil’ Debbie snack cakes respectively.
An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night, where hotel security flanked the popwreck and tried to chase away any photogs who ventured onto the property.
Seriously the skirt was a toilet paper square. Medic! Keep reading for more details as to why she’s currently childless (and loving it).
Britney Spears temporarily lost custody because she was accused of not taking a random drug and alcohol test and she couldn’t provide a California driver’s license, her lawyer tells PEOPLE.
Spears’s attorney, Sorrell Trope, says, “We weren’t able to prove compliance with what the judge ordered.”
“Specifically,” Trope says, “the judge ordered that by 10 a.m. (Monday) morning, both parties show valid California driving licenses. I’ve been unable to produce evidence of that.”
You know this poor guy has a loaded pistol in his garage for when it all gets to be too much….wait a sec. Is that a pirate belt? Is that a f*cking pirate belt? Where do you get that? The state fair? Did she get the piss stream in the clown mouth and blow up the balloon? Or is that some sort of child’s costume? WHAT’S WRONG WITH HER? Shiver me timbers, she’s crazy!
Whew! It’s HOT out there for Denver in October!
I agree with you T-bone, Brit seems to be in need of mental help and it’s been a long time comin’.
As for you, “nastybugger”, Come on “ovah”! We always have room for more!
GREEN CARDIGAN!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? You’re one of my favs here and then you disappeared…*sigh*
Nanc’
What is for dessert? =)
Hi Clarisse – oh you know how it goes, I took a few days off from celeb watching (like 27 hours total!). All the Ange/Brad do gooder news last week send the server into overload..
Ummm, it appears this is a very heated subject, on both sides of the “debate”.
Unfortunately, here’s the scoop:
She’s a drug addict, plain and simple. She needs help, good psychological help. All of her troubles have been brought on by HER. I’ll agree, addiction is horrible bitch, once it has it’s claws in you. Apparently, money and fame do not make you realize how deep in “it” you actually are. They say you always have to hit rock bottom….well, if this isn’t rock bottom for her, then nothing will wake her up. Some people, much to everyones dismay, will never get themselves clean becaue they refuse to admit there is even a problem. I think this is the case with her. So much fame, so soon, so young = big fat ego. Queen of her own F*cked Up Kingdom.
Realize, there are 2 children involved here. They didn’t ask for this. How sad is it that given the shady-skanky-asshat-Dad vs. drug-addicted-self-absorbed Mom, these poor kids now reside with Dad AS ORDERED BY THE COURT……. Man, it really is true that money CANNOT buy class.
Despite all these wonderful psychological analyses (of both Brit Brit and our each other?) I just have the most IMPORTANT thing to point out…
Nice fanny pack, Britney!
Okay, I’m gonna say this real slow so ya’ll who are Pop Tart lovers can understand and maybe inform the trainwreck of this.
Wear …
Some…
Dayum…
Pants…
hehahehohahehohahya bams