Lynne Spears Traumatized After Killing Someone

July 24th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Did you know Lynne Spears accidentally killed a kid? Ouch. Yeah, apparently when she was 20 she struck and killed a 12-year-old boy with her car. She’s been “traumatized” since then.

I can’t imagine what that’s like. You know the feeling when you reveal a surprise party to the recipient or you find out that the person whose ass you’ve been cutting up has been standing behind you the whole time? Something you can’t take back? Multiply that by 10 million.

Does this mean I have to allow her daughter to go snark-free?

Anyway, it was 1975. A young Britney Spears‘ Mom was driving her brother to the hospital when she rounded a corner in Kentwood, LA and plowed into young Anthony Winters. Ruh roh.

“The boy died at the hopsital as a result of his injuries, Lynne
realised the boy was struck immediately, and to this day is grieved by
the Winters’ loss of their son,” a source explained.

Lynne gets a month-long pass from me for this revelation.


Did you know Lynne Spears accidentally killed a kid?
Ouch. Yeah, apparently when she was 20 she struck and killed a
12-year-old boy with her car. She’s been “traumatized” since then.I
can’t imagine what that’s like. You know the feeling when you reveal a
surprise party to the recipient or you find out that the person whose
ass you’ve been cutting up has been standing behind you the whole time?
Something you can’t take back? Multiply that by 10 million.Does this mean I have to allow her daughter to go snark-free?Anyway, it was 1975. A young Britney Spears‘ Mom
was driving her brother to the hospital when she rounded a corner in
Kentwood, LA and plowed into young Anthony Winters. Ruh roh.”The boy died at the hopsital as a result of his injuries, Lynne
realised the boy was struck immediately, and to this day is grieved by
the Winters’ loss of their son,” a source explained.Lynne gets a month-long pass from me for this revelation.

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Comments (6)

  1. FuckYouScum | July 24, 2008 at 11:59 am

    You guys at these blogs are pretty fucking pathetic to post a story that is over 30 years old and serve it up like it is a current story. Obviously this was a tragic accident and the fact you feel it needs to be brought up just shows that you scumbags at these blogs will resort to nothing. Pretty fucking sad. The Spears family has been exploited enough by you scumbags.

  2. say what? | July 24, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    sheeeeeit. calm down. yes, I agree, the spears family has been exploited by scumbags.

    and when I say “the spears family” I mean Brit, and when I say “scumbags”, I mean the rest of her family.

    and, in case you missed it, it clearly states that it was when she was 20. and, in case you missed it, this site is offering SYMPATHY. Actually, you did miss…on both counts.

  3. CalmDownFreak | July 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    sheeeeeit. calm down. yes, I agree, the spears family has been exploited by scumbags.

    and when I say “the spears family” I mean Brit, and when I say “scumbags”, I mean the rest of her family.

    and, in case you missed it, it clearly states that it was when she was 20. and, in case you missed it, this site is offering SYMPATHY. Actually, you did miss…on both counts.

  4. ella | July 24, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    FuckYouScum… deep breaths. Inhale. Exhale. Sloooowly… now back away from the blog.

  5. Rachel | July 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    And why was she never charged with anything? Seriously, that article you linked to said “she was never charged because it was clearly an accident” but when someone hits another person with their car and kills them, accident or not they get arrested and go to court.

    I don’t mean to sound heartless, but I wouldn’t put it past Lynn to fabricate something like this. I find it hard to believe that something like this went overlooked for so long without the public hearing about it, and the legal aspects of the story just don’t add up to me…

  6. loser shut up | July 27, 2008 at 9:37 am

    DAMN. breeeathe! And u didnt need to read this or anything. noody made you so just go away and fuck away quietly in the corrner
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