Maddona Instructed By Kabbalah Leaders To Settle

October 28th, 2008 // 1 Comment

The airing of the soon-to-be ex-couple’s dirty laundry has kabbalah leaders up in arms. Therefore, Madonna is being instructed by her spiritual advisers to settle out of court with her estranged husband Guy Ritchie.

Here’s a fantastic example of why both Madonna and kabbalah suck. The organization is concerned that this is going to attract them loads of bad publicity and Madge is hesitant to involve kabbalah mediators because it means she might have to part with more money than she had intended. Ha! Everyone’s a loser here! OK, maybe kabblah does have a point…somewhat.

Most specifically, it’s one Rabbi Berg who is suggesting a sit down after the news broke that each side plan on having the household staff testify. A new development over the weekend however, has Madonna acting very confident. “She feels she has a piece of evidence that when presented will make Guy settle fast. Whether this is the case, or simply her lawyer posturing remains to be seen.”


The airing of the soon-to-be ex-couple’s dirty laundry has kabbalah leaders up in arms. Therefore, Madonna is being instructed by her spiritual advisers to settle out of court with her estranged husband Guy Ritchie.

Here’s a fantastic example of why both Madonna and kabbalah suck. The
organization is concerned that this is going to attract them loads of
bad publicity and Madge is hesitant to involve kabbalah mediators
because it means she might have to part with more money than she had
intended. Ha! Everyone’s a loser here! OK, maybe kabblah does have a
point…somewhat.

Most specifically, it’s one Rabbi Berg who is suggesting a sit down after the news broke that each side plan on having the household staff testify.
A new development over the weekend however, has Madonna acting very
confident. “She feels she has a piece of evidence that when presented
will make Guy settle fast. Whether this is the case, or simply her
lawyer posturing remains to be seen.”

By LT

  1. Sarah@MaterialBITCH

    Congrats GUY!!!! Get rid of that BITCH!!! Find yourself a young model thing that will love and adore all of your creativity!!!!

    We got your back Guy!!!!

    xoxo

    -Sarah@MaterialBITCH

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